dicklash

A stress injury to the neck caused by sucking dick or otherwise orally receiving a phallus.

Katharine: Ah! My neck has been killing me since last night!

Kevin: Did you go out with Long Dick Larry again? Girl, you better sue that cat for giving you dicklash!

by melidollabillz February 7, 2014

dickelshplink

An easy and polite way to call someone a dick.

you little dickelshplink boy

by El is awesome! April 18, 2018

dickbishop

An insufferable cunt, douchebag, fuckface, or all around asshole.

"I swear to god these dickbishops are going to drive me over the edge."

by Rizzen March 22, 2008

dickilish

A person who is ticklish on their penis.

John: Why is Jerry laughing while in the bathroom?

Jimmy: Oh, he's jerking off and is dickilish.

John: makes sense.

by Jerryjohn June 2, 2014

dickish

to be brash and insensitive to another. to put your own interests above all else. to act like a penis.

matt bates matt bates matt bates

by Mason Williams October 30, 2004

Dickalingus

Playing the skin flute like a pro

Performing fellatio like its a language of love

Polite way of saying blowjob

Opposite of Cunnilingus

Jessica does dickalingus like a second language

by sambomac84 January 16, 2015

dickishness

Dickishness: relating to, or being, in the state, quality, condition or degree of being a dick.

Dick in this sense is a "mean" or "contempable" person(s)

Credited to "The Daily Show's" Dan Bakkedahl.

"Would you say that your decision to storm out in the middle of an interview reflects a general dickishness amongst Republicans that's probably responsible for the fact that New Orleans is under water? And I will take a hang up to mean yes."

by Ben Slagle September 1, 2008