dickalyzer

When your partner comes home after an all nighter and has to breathe into the dicalyzer to gain entry into the home.
Sold along with the muffalyzer and pubic tester kits. All parts sold seperately.

Hey Joe, guess what?
Joe: " Whjat?"
My old lady failed the dickalyzer test this morning.
Joe: "No shit."
Yeah, but the pubic tester came back positive for you, you asshole.

by ex_lax70 March 5, 2023

dickifyed

Used for explaning the condition of something. Ment to be negitive. Ruined, distroyed...

They dickifyed these sumps!

by Suicidal-kid June 3, 2006

dickafix

The miracle pill when you're out of pellets.

My punjo has given up the ghost and i need a dickafix.

by wentzbin August 16, 2018

Dickafornia

calf racial stereotype location

Calf lives in Dickafornia

by JoelTheDuckaroo September 11, 2020

dickabyte

storage used for saving stuff to pornography (and yes, watching pewdiepie counts as jerking off)

"michael had a dickabyte of porn to jack off too"

by Stupid Af July 13, 2021

Dickafied

When the you have sex with some and their dick is so good you feel like you immediately catch feelings.

Apparently he has a great dick and they caught feelings after day 1, must be dickafied.

by 1Captain@merica November 22, 2021

dinkafy

A secret relationship between a self proclaimed atheist and an extreme religious fellow where two pretend to be stark enemies to the outside world

Like atheistspeaking and afivocals in twitter, they're in a dinkafy relationship

by Josu_Uppusoda November 24, 2021