Dicksplacement

Where a man's penis (and/or testis) are placed in an awkward position thus straining it and causing him discomfort.

"Nah mate I don't think you should buy those jeans they look a bit tight."
"Yeah they're giving me dicksplacement. I have one ball above my dick and one below."
"Yeah like a division sign."

by Woody1990 November 16, 2009

dicksplantion

When you are explaining why you are/were a dick, this is a dicksplanation.

When I told my friends my dicksplantion they totally understood. Meanwhile my gorl friend did not agree.

by Wildest one February 12, 2018

dicksplay

a display of dicks

She was so enthralled by the dicksplay at the sex museum, she told all her girlfriends it was a must see!

by GlazeHer July 27, 2016

dicksplat

1. Sperm, especially when it lands somewhere.
2. An idiot.

That guy with the security camera is a fucking dicksplat!!!

by Ian Chode September 14, 2003

Dicksplash

An asshole that gets a friend or customer a drink, usually milk, and dips his penis in it and doesn't tell you. Very common with waiters if your an asshole customer.

"Give me a glass of milk now you pussy."

"Dude you better be more respectful, he's probably a dicksplash."

by Duck man davey November 25, 2013

Dicksplash

Dicksplash (noun) a word for a dumbass who pissed too hard into a urinal and it splashed back and hit him. Commonly used to describe a person this has happened to in the past

Jake is such a dicksplash

by Ashmaggot November 13, 2011

dicksplash

A stain, presumably on clothing, caused by either urine or ejaculate. Popularised by English language version of early 90's anime production, "OEDO 808."

Eat this, Dicksplash!

by Bobby Chopra October 23, 2010