A rare condition where one's penis is as flat as a piece of plywood. There are approximately 15 individuals who are known to suffer from this condition. It is contagious and is often linked with balltap prone males.
Phil: Hey Tim, why is your dick so flat?
Tim: Its a condition called Flat Dick Syndrome, or FDS. Please don't make fun of me.
Phil: Aww sorry. Can I touch it?
Tim: K.
Tim: Its a condition called Flat Dick Syndrome, or FDS. Please don't make fun of me.
Phil: Aww sorry. Can I touch it?
Tim: K.
by Magesh October 19, 2012
Get the Flat Dick Syndrome mug.When a close female friend of yours gets a boyfriend and you never hear from them. You are lucky to get a hello. With this dick in the vicinity they start acting like one, like they are permanently attached to it. They cancel plans for it or ignore you. As soon as that relationship does not work they are once again your friend looking for the next one.
" I never hear from Lisa anymore, she has changed since she met Todd. We used to spend lots of time together but now she prefers the company of his penis".
" Jenny and I used to spend a lot of time together, now she constantly cancels for reasons related to the boyfriend. Although she never blames it on that. Just crap that makes no sense. This is case of dick syndrome where his penis is a mind control machine".
" Jenny and I used to spend a lot of time together, now she constantly cancels for reasons related to the boyfriend. Although she never blames it on that. Just crap that makes no sense. This is case of dick syndrome where his penis is a mind control machine".
by Pinkstar22 April 25, 2013
Get the Dick Syndrome mug.When a man has sex with numerous women without protection and not caring about passing along infections or diseases.
I had sex with Scott on the weekend that had sex with Dawn last weekend now I have his Dirty dick syndrome.
by Meathead MacDonald May 15, 2018
Get the Dirty dick syndrome mug.When you go for a piss straight after ejaculating when you have a really really full bladder you get this burning sensation in your knob. Like you still need to piss and it feels like there is piss stuck in your urethra It's not quite pain but it's the most uncomfortable feeling ever
by JihadJeep July 12, 2016
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2) When one's girl becomes crazy after interaction with the d.
2) When one's girl becomes crazy after interaction with the d.
Why is your girl all crazy like that?
She's got the crazy dick syndrome.
Damn, your dick makes all the ladies crazy. Should stop sticking it in some many bitches.
She's got the crazy dick syndrome.
Damn, your dick makes all the ladies crazy. Should stop sticking it in some many bitches.
by DMaster July 17, 2014
Get the Crazy Dick Syndrome mug.I tried to bang Shaquandra but couldn't get it up because of my Gay Dick Syndrome so I had to fuck Tyreke instead.
by Piss_Bread September 6, 2016
Get the gay dick syndrome mug.Girl 1: Did you see the size of his cock? That was like 10 inches
Girl 2: yeah he was diagnosed with Horse Dick Syndrome.
Girl 2: yeah he was diagnosed with Horse Dick Syndrome.
by Bloodkomodo November 24, 2015
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