Dickmuncher

The term is generally used to refer to one who goes by the name of Claudio B. May be used with assmuncher, but requires the use of a different body organ.

Claudio, stop eating dick, you dickmuncher!
Dickmuncher is the best patent attorney in business!

by The Master of all Trades March 22, 2005

Dickmullet

When a man neglects to shave the hair surrounding his penis. Thus causing a dick mullet.

Bob:Dude look at my Dickmullet.
Dick: You need to shave -_-

by dfgfdgfgfgf April 22, 2010

Dickmuncher

Dickmuncher is a what you call something a dickmuncher

Guy1: YOU DICKMUNCHER
Guy2: nah

by Owl_Boi February 20, 2023

dickmuckle

The dry, crusty residue on a post-coitus penis

Dickmuckle can be avoided with a timely post-coitus shower or wipe down with a damp cloth.

by sawyerlawyer October 30, 2023