She'll burn your dick

She has so many STD's from all the dude's shes fucked. Probably also from the guys she's fucked for drugs.

Your friend: Ay man, Dont fuck her with out a condom, I'd wear 6. Because if you smash raw dog She'll burn your dick

by HilbillyJay July 27, 2020

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dick burner

a female who gives hard, fast, hand jobs and tends to give a side effect similar to rug burn; just on your member

"Man that girl is such a dick burner! It still hurts when I have to take a leak!"

by cohlieee January 23, 2009

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dick side burns

the beautifull pieces of hair below your shaft but above your balls

i havent shaved in a while so im packing some dick side burns

by tittage meister November 21, 2013

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Burnt Dick

dry humping to the point of getting road rash on your penis.

we were dry humping until i got burnt dick.

by hngsolo January 15, 2009

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rug burned dick is a painful condition when romping a MILF with diminished lubrication in the pussy renders the joystick painful and the dude joyless.
Alternatively, it can also happen when banging a chick that is not clean shaven but sporting hair stubble galore in the nether stubble, which can be as painful for the moment but at least a real man can make her shave, while no pussy juice due to age is without remedy save extraneous oiling substances like coconut oil.

Chad_1: I have a rug burned dick last night. It still hurts, most painful rugburn on my dick ever!
Chad_2: Still banging the MILF with the teenager son next door?
Chad_1: Nope, I moved on to the babysitter I met last weekend but she wasn't expecting to give it up so it was way stubbly...pretty much much like a cactus with a hole.

by Cakelady_banger May 25, 2018

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