dickshift

stuck acting like a dickhead, acting in a way that nobody likes, said to be stuck in "dick shift"

A friend has been acting rude to you all day and you confront them about it.

"Man get out dickshift! nobody likes you right now."

by Mach Zahoney October 26, 2009

Dickshift

To shift your attitude aftering being a huge dick or someone you're not.

Dickshift your attitude, you sound like your mother.

Stop being such a Dickshift, grind your gears the other way.

Omg Becky, your Dickshift attitude is showing!

by UraWizerdHerry February 7, 2017

Dickshift

A hair knot (or bun) tied top of the females head. This acts as a shifting tool for when the male counter part wants the female to vacuum their pork sword (or inhale their Richard, oh what have you?)

Lisa: Richard do you like my hair down or up?

Richard: I prefer it when you have your dickshift strapped up tight.

Lisa: (sigh) But...but that's how I always have it, I thought you would like something different?

Richard: No, that's the only time I get my two favorite things. My knob slobbed and silence. That is fucking gold!

by SlamBlumpk December 27, 2017

dickshift

When you pretend your dick is the stick in a car and make vroom vroom noises

I dickshifted myself into second gear last night and I had to use the windshield wipers

by EnderShadow10 January 1, 2023

Dickshart Shame Smellington the turd

Another name for Richard James Ellington the third. He’s very good at procrastinating and somehow (cheated) pulled off a four in AP seminar. Richard is really good at predicting the future (because he’s an alien) ((looks the same too)) Richard smells like cheese and likes to cheese me. He is super gay and loves scissoring with Duane. Amen.

Are you Dickshart Shame Smellington the turds girlfriend?
No, his heart is taken by Duane Jauns. 😔
Damn.

by anonymous December 8, 2023