Suck my dick, or cock 

An interjection used when angry or upset with something. Commonly used by Youtube Sensation "The Tourettes Guy."

The Tourettes Guy has neck pain. "Dammit! Piss! Suck my dick, or cock!

Suck my dick, or cock by Rdcatfish302 July 30, 2011

Suck my dick and call me nancy! 

A phrase used to show suprise, or disbelief. Substitute for woah or wow

"Dude I'm down at time square, where are you"
"At home, why?"
"Dude, some lady is standing on one of those big signs with a poodle and a rifle, get down here!"
"Well, suck my dick and call me nancy! I'll be there!"

Suck my dick and call me nancy! by Jimi, The King August 16, 2009

suck my dick bitch 

1. An insult like fuck off. 2. A way to pick up bitch's on the street cause they horny and want to put their sticky ass cock in you moth and give you herpes.

1. You're so fucking annoying suck my dick bitch 2. You're looking fine come and suck my dick bitch.

suck my dick bitch by IDK CAUSE EVERY NAME IS TAKEN December 6, 2021

suck my dick 

okay so as a female i say suck my dick frequently and lots of people reply with "u dont have one." suck my dick is actually an expression meaning a more polite version of 'go fuck urself no one cares.'

Susan - Woah Kelly ur such a thot

Kelly - go suck my dick Susan!

suck my dick by ladiessuckmydick August 13, 2018

Suck my dick shit lips 

An expression one commonly uses after having anal sex and going arse to mouth.

After pulling his cock out of her arse, Joe said to Mary, "suck my dick shit lips". He then proceeded to put his cock in her mouth

Suck my dick shit lips by Matteo Evandro September 6, 2016

suck my dick bitch 

Recognizing a bitch or hoe and telling her to suck your dick

Hey Samantha Suck my dick bitch!

suck my dick bitch by OOH SPOOKY December 15, 2018

suck my dick, or cock 

The phrase used repeatedly by the "tourettes guy" who was made famous for his outrageous videos appearing on youtube and tourettesguy.com. He would usually use this sentence when he was very frustrated with himself or another person, including his son.

The tourettes guy was so upset at the telemarketer he exclaimed: "Suck my dick, or cock!"

suck my dick, or cock by AdamMD2Binafewyears October 2, 2007