Lightbulb dick

A gurthy almost glowing like massive cock

“Johny sins has a lightbulb dick”

by Verysloppywaffle April 13, 2021

dick like lightning

to have a dick like lightning is to not sleep with the same person (usually female) more than once, referring to the saying that lightning doesnt strike the same place twice.

"Can't strike twice man, dick like lightning" - Kota Minyota "P.I.M.P. in E.P.

by X-quisite November 23, 2011

Lightning Dick

When a man, naked but for a pair of fluffy socks achieves a hard on and quickly scooches around on a carpet building up a static charge. Once reaching full charge, he approaches his sexual partner penis first delivering an electric shock upon touching.

Man: Fear me for I am Zeus, wielder of the lightning dick.

Recipient: We're just villagers of Pompeii!

Man: Don't worry, this shouldn't hurt. The eruption of the volcano will cum soon enough, and you will drown in the rivers of my frothy ejaculate!

by thetriplemsquad February 26, 2021

Dicklight

A fowl species that love stealing vehicles and other items. They have distict light in their head

Van: I encountered another godamn dicklight
Moto: Those cunts

by TheBookshelfVanished June 22, 2018

dicklight

When you tape a flashlight to your dick to free up your hands. Great for finding your keys, and playing templar.

"I am dicklighting everywhere!"
"No one escapes the dicklight..."
"This little light of mine..."

by 2troger December 9, 2013

dickfighter

n.
a person with homosexual tendencies or someone involved in homosexual play

I think Sam's a dickfighter because he keeps staring at Tony's ass.

by chiefb August 19, 2006

dickfighter

Touching another man's penis with your penis. Preferably, in a 3-some type situation. Crossing the streams.

Man, Tony was a dickfighter last night with me and that girl.

by dirtyk January 9, 2008