beer dick

Some say a mythical creature that haunts ladies of the night with his "beer" smelling genitalia. Others say just an everyday man who cannot stop pouring beer on his dick.

Eg. Lady of the night says " Last night that guy with the beer dick really made my pussy stink!"

by Beer Dick Lover July 29, 2012

Beer Dick Bater

one who assumes the role a of guy masturbating, but instead of a dick, it is a can of beer.

This one time, on a pool table, i saw this girl doing the beer dick bater dance

by Mark19 August 20, 2008

Beer Dick

During the act of coitus beer is poured on both male and female genitalia; it's tingling effect is said to simultaneously stimulate the female clitoris, and lubricate for deeper penetration.

They bumped uglies till the rosie fingered dawn dried their ale soaked members; they had finally tried beer dick.

by SlipNSlideSuicideSal January 27, 2010

beer dick

to force one to sclice off one of their extremeties, namely their dick, and fill it with beer to the point of erection, at which point the "beer dick" is inserted into the victim's rectal passageway

if rabone doesn't bone rabeen's girlfriend he's gonna get beer dicked

by not rabone (thank god cuz he's gettin beer dicked April 16, 2003

beer can dick

A dick with a girth about the circumference of a beer can.

That dude always brags that he's got a beer can dick.

by CrazyCollegeKid January 8, 2009

Beer and Dick

The term "Beer and Dick" was created maybe by the master of the field Dean, A member of the highly distinguished group of the Guilo Crew at BUS and RV consisting of Chris , Matt , Lewy and of course Dean and Steve.

Other randoms come and go but never make it into the "A" team because their shit and we hate them.
We are all mad cunts and love beer and dick and some time fanny's are disgusting depending how many km's they have on them.
Some anecdotes include, Forby, Ya shit and i hate ya, Dave Dave, you're a shit cunt, Rohans mum,

can you buy me a drink i owe the lunch truck lady like 80 bucks , ETC...................
Long after we leave this little shop we will never forget the times at the Guilo and the times it kept us sane.

Man this place is Like Beer and Dick

by Now hang on a minute February 12, 2010

The Dickbeer Float

Pour beer into the pussy, but be sure to let it saturate...then you fuck the shit out of it until you cum inside(no pull outs!!!!), then have her power pussy(squirt out) the concocktion in your mouth...tastes surprisingly just like a root beer float!

I bet you liked The Dickbeer Float i gave you last night baby...

by Dick Cummings1 May 3, 2008