Dick Tinsel

Dick Tinsel is created when using semen as a decorative material that mimics strands of ice or icicles similar to Chin Cicles. Dick Tinsel is created when long, narrow strands of loads of semen emulate icicles when they are strategically shot onto and hang from the face, body parts or the sexy, slutty Christmas outfit of your chosen Holiday Whore. The modern production of Dick Tinsel typically involves multiple loads from one or more sexual partners during a sexual session referred to as a Decorating Party. Modern day decorative Christmas tinsel was invented in Nuremberg, Germany, in 1610. Dick Tinsel was invented in Florida in 2013 out of sexual perversion and the holiday boredom of traditional decorating and same old traditional Christmas party attire.

Becoming tired of mundane holiday decorations and seeing his girlfriend Sandy's same old slutty, little black holiday party dress, Harvey decided it was time for a Decorating Party to spruce up Sandy and her dress with some holiday spirit. After putting on her dress, Sandy laid on the bed and Harvey repeatedly jerked off all over her laying strand after stand of Dick Tinsel until she was fully decorated. They both sang Christmas carols for the rest of the evening while Sandy glistened.

by Eaton Holgoode December 17, 2013

tinsel dick

A very small dick

Dude did you see his tinsel dick?! It's like 2 inches hard

by Jim lahey July 18, 2014

Tinsel Dick

When the cock is all decorated, shiny and stringing a sloppy amalgam
of cum and sex juices.

That slut was so wet she game me tinsel dick.

Grab me a towel so I can wipe up this tinsel dick.

by Dick Onchin October 4, 2020

twin dick

a man who has two male parts penetrated into them.

man (steve): wow that feels great.
twin men: what the hell are you talking about?
man (steve): you two inside me.
twin men: Myself (jesse) and my friend (austin) don't do this for free usually, we get big money for our twin dick.
man (steve): oh you big sillies!

by Steve Shiller May 25, 2009

dicktwister

Something extremely challenging/painful. #thestruggle

Fuckkk dude, cleaning out the basement was a real dicktwister.

by ireallydontcareabootit October 23, 2014

dicktwisted

It's like being tounge-twisted, but in bed.

That boy is so fine, but when he gets into bed, he gets all dicktwisted

by Senpai Branden August 5, 2017

peppermint dicktwist

it's a person who chiefs on a blunt or smoking utensil.

my mom , justin parker, joeZ, chico, and people who are just really high - peppermint dicktwist

by annomose October 18, 2008