Definition 1: The act of furiously smashing your erect penis to the point of ejaculation.
Definition 2: Someone who is being an ass.
Definition 2: Someone who is being an ass.
Obama performed a dick smack for the viewing pleasure of bin Laden.
Trump is a dick smack because he wants to build a wall.
Trump is a dick smack because he wants to build a wall.
by ryhlyh March 13, 2017
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Girl 2: my boyfriend surprisingly slapped me in the face with his dick, right after he snorted a line of cocaine.
Girl 1: oh, thats awesome.
Girl 2: no, its a cocaine dick smack.
Girl 2: my boyfriend surprisingly slapped me in the face with his dick, right after he snorted a line of cocaine.
Girl 1: oh, thats awesome.
Girl 2: no, its a cocaine dick smack.
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When someone talks smack/bad about your dick rather it be the size or shape or just the way it lookes
by Cggcgicgicgifyifyifyi September 22, 2019
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Taylor: "Matty literally came before he was even hard. Fuck that smack dick, I need a football player"
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by Jack Klark February 11, 2024
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Get the Can I smack your dick mug.A hypothetical annual holiday, to be held every August 22, whereby all males of respectable girth are encouraged to go outside, whip out their dicks, and smack people with them, all with no legal repercussions.
This holiday was first conceptualized by YouTube user TheAmazingAtheist in 2008, in his video titled "JUST ABOUT SICK 7". Granted, it was on the fly, and he never once talked about it since, but it would nonetheless be a nice change from all the usual boring and predictable annual holidays.
This holiday was first conceptualized by YouTube user TheAmazingAtheist in 2008, in his video titled "JUST ABOUT SICK 7". Granted, it was on the fly, and he never once talked about it since, but it would nonetheless be a nice change from all the usual boring and predictable annual holidays.
"Oh look! August 22 is, fucking, Smack People With Your Dick Day! That was clever!" --TheAmazingAtheist
by Trey4Life April 25, 2011
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James: It's just a bunch of dudes right now.
Rob: Ah sounds like a real dick smacker
James: It's just a bunch of dudes right now.
Rob: Ah sounds like a real dick smacker
by ROBICON April 29, 2010
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