dick smack

Person who submits an entry to UD that:
a)is an inside joke
b)is about how big their penis is
c)states how much they hate someone they go to school with
d)states how gay someone is
e)states how much of a slut/whore/bitch/skank ect. someone is
f)states how "hot!!" the guys in Good Charlotte are

There I was minding my own business, doing some editing and BAM!! I was bombarded with shit entries from numerous dick smacks!
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Man, there I was on UD.com last night when I read several definitions submitted by dick smacks that SOMEHOW got posted!

by madaine May 5, 2005

Dick smacking

When your smacking someone with your penis hard or soft erect or flaccid usually on the face or ass some times I tap her on the shoulder with it and she goes “oh hey”

(glarg glarg glarg) it makes women very horny

Damn I totally walked it on dominic dick smacking ashley

by Horny for dominic January 25, 2022

dick smack

is when u take your dick and hit people or things while eatting a large hambuger ...after you have just taken a big shit....

Man you just dick smacked me hard core !

by kris bigelow May 13, 2005

dick smack

what's left after masterbation... limp dick and a palm full of goo.

all that dick smack gone to waste...

by Amazon December 15, 2004

dick smack

Definition 1: The act of furiously smashing your erect penis to the point of ejaculation.

Definition 2: Someone who is being an ass.

Obama performed a dick smack for the viewing pleasure of bin Laden.

Trump is a dick smack because he wants to build a wall.

by ryhlyh March 13, 2017

cocaine dick smack

you snort a line and then slap your sex partner in the face with your dick in a surprising manner

Girl 1: hey what happened to your face?

Girl 2: my boyfriend surprisingly slapped me in the face with his dick, right after he snorted a line of cocaine.

Girl 1: oh, thats awesome.

Girl 2: no, its a cocaine dick smack.

by that guy that made this thing June 9, 2011

smacking dicks

when its really fucking hot.

Oh my fucking god, its smacking dicks out side.

by that sick lovely angel September 15, 2009