dick smack 

Definition 1: The act of furiously smashing your erect penis to the point of ejaculation.

Definition 2: Someone who is being an ass.

Obama performed a dick smack for the viewing pleasure of bin Laden.

Trump is a dick smack because he wants to build a wall.

dick smack by ryhlyh March 13, 2017

cocaine dick smack 

you snort a line and then slap your sex partner in the face with your dick in a surprising manner

Girl 1: hey what happened to your face?

Girl 2: my boyfriend surprisingly slapped me in the face with his dick, right after he snorted a line of cocaine.

Girl 1: oh, thats awesome.

Girl 2: no, its a cocaine dick smack.

cocaine dick smack by that guy that made this thing June 9, 2011

smack dick 

When someone talks smack/bad about your dick rather it be the size or shape or just the way it lookes

Lindsay-“Damn bob got a small weird lookin

dick”
Bob-“hey! Stop smack dicking me”

smack dick by Cggcgicgicgifyifyifyi September 22, 2019

Smack Dick 

A lack of turgidity in the cock, due to opioid use

"Bruh down bad from that smack dick. He ain't hard no more"
or
Taylor: "Matty literally came before he was even hard. Fuck that smack dick, I need a football player"

Smack Dick by Jack Klark February 11, 2024

Can I smack your dick 

what you say to your friends when you want to hit their Njoy

yo, Jay can I smack your dick bro?

Can I smack your dick by Just a random chick October 9, 2019

Smack People With Your Dick Day 

A hypothetical annual holiday, to be held every August 22, whereby all males of respectable girth are encouraged to go outside, whip out their dicks, and smack people with them, all with no legal repercussions.

This holiday was first conceptualized by YouTube user TheAmazingAtheist in 2008, in his video titled "JUST ABOUT SICK 7". Granted, it was on the fly, and he never once talked about it since, but it would nonetheless be a nice change from all the usual boring and predictable annual holidays.

"Oh look! August 22 is, fucking, Smack People With Your Dick Day! That was clever!" --TheAmazingAtheist

Smack People With Your Dick Day by Trey4Life April 25, 2011

Dick Smacker 

an event, party,or social gathering where there is primarily or all males.

Rob: Hey man I was thinking about stopping by your party. Is there a lot of girls there?

James: It's just a bunch of dudes right now.

Rob: Ah sounds like a real dick smacker

Dick Smacker by ROBICON April 29, 2010