Habitual Dick Jacker

A man who jacks his dick habitually.....

I haven’t had sex in a week... I feel like I’m a habitual dick Jacker.

by ***bacon*** June 7, 2018

dickjackathon

A marathon of masturbation, usually resulting in several hours of non stop meat beating.

Dude! Last night I finally bought a PornHub account and had a dickjackathon.

by Chief Big-Dick Supreme October 31, 2017

dickjacket

1. The extra skin that covers a man's dick when he is uncircumcised.

2. The name for someone so awful that they are unworthy of being called a dick; someone less than a dick.

1. When I unzipped Nate's pants, I was so concerned when I felt his dickjacket!

2. Get the hell out of my way, dickjacket.

by unicornhorn October 13, 2009

Dickjacked

The act of inserting your penis into an electrical outlet due to sexual frustration or strong influence of alcohol. Or a rather comical suicide. Hell, I'D find it funny.

"So what'd you do this weekend, Bill?"

"Well yesterday I sorta...you know, jacked in."

"Oh God, so you watched the damn Matrix series and now you think you're Neo or something?"

"...Uh, yeah, totally what I did. Not getting Dickjacked, certainly not."

by Fugameelugga July 25, 2008

Dickjacked

To be purposely sabotaged or taken advantage of by the powers that be.

Even though the band Trucker played with Weezer and Arcade Fire their local radio station won't play them because they don't wear girl jeans.

It's obvious they are getting dickjacked.

by THE ONLY DICKJACK INVENTOR January 5, 2011

dickjacker

A very attractive yet slutty girl who loves sex.

"Hey you know Kayla right?"

"Yea, why, what about her?"
"She's a major dickjacker bro."

"Oh yea? How do you know?"

"She broke my bed over the weekend, no joke. And the other day Cody told me she messed around with a lot of guys.

"That's a shame. She Was hot."

by pseudobro August 29, 2011

Dickjacked

The act of another woman taking over a conversation you were having with an attractive male.

Example: Man, i so just got dickjacked. Dayum bitch took my man -_-

by SunnySmiles November 5, 2013