by Mannyyy3x August 5, 2025
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Preppy Skank: Hey! I need new shoes for school and me and my hoes are going to dick's sporting goods, do you wanna come?
Jock Douche: Yeah! Then I could pick up a gun, new swim trunks, And some weights all at once!!
Jock Douche: Yeah! Then I could pick up a gun, new swim trunks, And some weights all at once!!
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Get the Dick's Sporting Goods mug.1. A retail store that specializes in selling sporting goods such as Golf Clubs, Basketball Goals, Kayaks, Tents, Sneakers and practically anything that relates to sports.
2. A retail store that has a very weird wording to people that lead to harassment to the store.
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1. “Babe I need new golf clubs Iam gonna head to Dick’s Sporting Goods!”
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2.”Iam gonna go to dicks!” “You mean the store that sells dildos you gay ass?” “No stupid the sporting store!”
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