Girl dick

A small short dick often a chode: a dick thicker that it’s length

Bill: I bet joe has a big cock
Michael: nah he’s got a girl dick

by Bumwhole March 19, 2019

dick's girl

A girl who is sweet but just got out of a serious relationship with jerk and now she's been a jerk to him for everyone to see

People need to get off her back and remember she's a dick's girl

by starr48 March 18, 2016

Dick me girl

The final form of a pick me girl. Instead leveraging the regular “im not like those other girls , im one of the boys” trope she uses sexual proclivities to be accepted by males.

“She got passed around like a blunt and then paid for the bag”
“Yeah she’s a dick me girl”

by Carmen Sider September 10, 2021

Suckin' a Girl's Dick

When a guy and a girl break up (usually the girl breaking up with the guy) and the guy does everything to get her back.

Guy 1: Dude I heard Jill and Tim broke up.

Guy 2: Yeah, and Tim has been suckin' her dick for a month now. He still doesn't get she doesn't like her.

Guy 1: Poor Tim...

Guy 1: Dude, he needs to stop suckin' a girl's dick and move on."

by Tom95 February 19, 2011

Girl ain't got no dick

describes a girl who is really hyper uptight and/or neurotic because she hasn't had sexual intercourse in a long while.

a cry for help against the indifferent universe by futilely stating the obvious, that a girl has no male organ.

"Dang, why is she going ballistic on all her co-workers?"
"That girl ain't got no dick, that's why."

A gang beat up a big nerd in Baltimore and all he could scream was "girl ain't got no dick" as they pummeled his face to mush.

by flame sans e May 12, 2008

girl with a dick

When a female, or feminine looking creature has a sausage, male cock down below

This girl with a dick tried touching me with her hose.

by Cat289 February 20, 2017

Girl ain't got no dick

describes a bitchy girl who is hyper uptight or neurotic because she hasn't had sexual intercourse in a very long time.

a cry for help against the indifferent universe by futilely stating the obvious, ie, that a girl has no male organ.

"Dang, why is she going ballistic on all her co-workers?"
"Girl ain't got no dick, that's why."

A gang beat up a nerd in Baltimore and all he could scream was "girl ain't got no dick" as they pummeled his face to mush.

by flame sans e May 21, 2008