Dart Attack

A term for the collective physical, psychological and spiritual effects experienced by an individual listening to the bass solo of a Vulfpeck song. Whilst it is not well understood at this point, most physicians agree that it is probably caused by the inability of the human body to process so much God damn funk.
Symptoms include euphoria, shortness of breath, temporary loss of sight (except in blind people, who may experience a temporary restoration of sight), type II diabetes, the inability to control one's facial expressions (see Theo Katzman), abdominal pain of no significance, the loss of motivation to keep playing bass, and in extreme cases, an actual heart attack.

"I've tried listening to the new Vulfpeck album, but I can't get through it without having a total Dart Attack"

by ThatShieldsGuy December 11, 2016

pog shock dart

A sexy deagle demon that absolutely makes everyone nut their balls out of how good you are.

Omg dan ur such a pog shock dart🥺

by kimik00 March 1, 2022

dartboarded

A term to describe the science and action of getting excessively inebriated beyond the point of coherence.

Mykola did you talk to that girl last night?

nah mate i got totally dartboarded, I couldn't talk without laughing

by antoniodomino July 9, 2012

dirty darth vadar

when you take on the evil emperor so to save your son from dying and then banging your daughter with an invisible schlong

I've totally wanted to dirty darth vadar Stephanie but she won't let me.

by Dr. Simulacra October 23, 2013

Dart

A slang term for a cigarette

Who said you can’t rip gas station darts?

by NiceLongPants October 7, 2019

Darth Plagueis

Did you ever hear the tragdey of darth plaguise the wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic, he could save others from death, but not himself.

Did you ever hear the tragdey of Darth Plagueis the wise?

by ThenextJesus March 27, 2018

chuffing back a fat dart

Smoking a cigarette

No idea what this cunt is but he's chuffing back a fat dart and that's all that matters

by Anita Henjebb September 2, 2017