soap diaper

A heavy lathering of soap in and around the the anus, pelvic and grundle area giving the appearance of a foamy diaper.

After accumulating a dense layer of dick cheese and smegma on his scrotal sack, Eugene was overdue to don a soap diaper.

by TurdSmuggler2000 December 23, 2022

need a diaper scared

This is an experience so frightening that you will soil yourself and need a diaper!

If that chute fails on you soldier you will be need a diaper scared!

by I, Wreckerrr October 27, 2020

Diaper Don

A nickname for Donald Trump. It is a play off the nickname Dapper Don for John Gotti, a mob boss, and Donald Trump's whiny and cry baby persona and his name and his tendency to think he is some sort of mob boss.

Guy 1: The Diaper Don is trying to claim voter fraud again.

Guy 2: He is such a crybaby.

by Trey1234L November 14, 2020

diaper don

The name given to Donald Trump Jr. in college. He had the propensity to drink to excess, fall asleep in other people's beds, and urinate.

Diaper Don spent the night in my roommate's bed and left a pool of urine.

by Gabbyabbysqueaky July 13, 2017

Diaper burger

A micro-wave white castle burger. Named for the smell when you open the seal.

John: Dude are you eating diaper burgers again?

Tim: shut up dude, they taste fuckin good!

by Bsupreme January 1, 2012

diaperwhipped

The state of being a parent completely dominated and controlled by one's children. The parental equivalent of pussywhipped.

"Joe and Jane are such diaperwhipped pushovers they pitched a fit when the chef at Spago wouldn't make Kraft mac and cheese for their kid."

by Arcane Rose August 31, 2007

diaper muscle

The baby equivalent of the toilet muscle; often used as a substitute for baby's bottom or baby's butt; as in, "as smooth as a baby's butt.

Barbara, your face is as smooth as a baby's diaper muscle! What kind of skin cream do you use?

by Telephony August 3, 2012