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Daneille

An absolute caring person, wishes nothing but the best for people, believes they should do what makes them happy. One of the most loyal people you’ll find. Absolutely amazing and beautiful inside and out. A true diamond
“ Dude that girl is a Daneille! You should feel blessed to have her, don’t let her go.”
by Felicia81 November 24, 2018
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Dane joke

A Dane joke is a very intellectual joke that no one understands except for the person who says it. Dane jokes are never funny, and usually involve things like political issues, grammatical errors or mathematical theorems.
1-Knock knock
2-Who's there
1-To
2-To who
1-No, to whom
1-Hahahahahahaha
2-what the actual fuck
1-do you get it
2-no that's a fucking Dane joke!!!
by Choseseph10 June 19, 2014
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pulling a dane

The act of making a female wet just from very seductive and sxually explicit facebook/text messages.
male: I'm going to press our bodies close against the wall while i slip my fingers inside of you and bend my fingers slightly upwards, find your g-spot and make you feel like you're in heaven.

female: I'm dripping just from reading that, when can I see you next? you're soo good at pulling a dane ;)
by moeymate January 13, 2013
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Dane Stair

When a woman performs oral sex on a man in a stairwell, usually in a school.
Man 1: Dude where were you last hour?
Man 2: I got a Dane Stair from Sarah!
Man 1: Nice!
*high fives*
by Karnivore0915 March 15, 2010
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dane cook of

To be the Dane Cook of something means to appear as though you have a certain level of mastery in your field usually due to status or popularity but upon closer examination there is very little coherence or substance.

Opinions of Dane Cook's comedic talent vary greatly. The rational however is that during his performances Mr. Cook gives out a lot of energy and expresses himself with wild movements giving the illusion that he is funny. Upon closer examination however, his material seems shallow and contains very little substance.

This was popularized by the TV Show Archer where the main character Archer describes Karate as the Dane Cook of martial arts.

Also, during a Family Guy episode where two generic characters are attending Mr. Cooks performance one character asks the other if Dane Cook had actually said something funny, to which he other character responds, that he since he is moving around a lot, he must have.
by Jimmy-Bean October 27, 2010
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Danecdote

The name of a series created by YouTuber, Dan Howell (Danisnotonfire) where he retells stories from his life, essentially "Dan's Anecdotes
Dan: "Hello Internet! Time for another Danecdote!"
by Crazy_Pikachu22 July 17, 2014
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Danesha

Danesha is one of the loud funny pretty girl . She can be nice at times and got a attitude and a mouth .
Danesha can be loud but loves shoes.
by Dcool June 3, 2018
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