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Detective John Kimble

This is the identity Arnold went by in the movie Kindergarten Cop.
"It's not a tuma!"
by Browndown August 10, 2003
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private detective

A person who is employed by an individual or corporation to search and uncover the facts
That dude was stealing from the company and they hired a Private detective. Now he is fired and has to pay restitution to the company. Some people never learn!
by The Truth Hunter December 17, 2007
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detextify

The act to decipher drunk texts for sober people while drunk.
Original text : "I did indeedw gnin thru da car wa7h nfw cuz u made me drink"

Drunk conversion: "Need me to detextify? 'I did indeed. I'm going through the car wash now because you made me drink'"
by IMTheStig11 November 29, 2009
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shoe detective

A person who is a master at identifying who's pooping in a public toilet just by recognizing their shoes.
"How'd he know I just took a shit?"
"He's a Shoe Detective"
by Vince dogg January 17, 2007
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Detective Douche

Nickname for Daniel Espinoza in the Netflix show Lucifer. Mostly used in season one before Sir Douche learned to stop being such a.....well, douche!
“Has something happened? I’m guessing by the looks of it, with Dan, perhaps?” “You mean detective douche?” “Well, of course I mean that but the real question is why do you mean that?”
by belle_andthebeast December 7, 2020
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one direction detection

We've... Got... A... Plan!

Get ready for... ONE DIRECTION DETECTION.
by OneD Fandom Fan April 27, 2016
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Erection Detection

When you get a boner with short shorts and your dick comes peeking out the bottom and everyone around can see.
Aaron:"O shit I gotta boner with these little soccer shorts!"

Everyone around looks and can clearly see his penis.

Bystander:"Man, that guy is really struggling with erection detection..."
by the voice of the common cock January 6, 2011
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