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mr. self destruct

The mechanical voice inside my head that controls me.
It takes me where I want to go, it gives me all I need to know, it lays me down it uses me up, Mr. Self Destruct
by TheKoromo-domo March 25, 2013
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self destruct

Verb: to voluntarily destroy oneself, and/or any property under ones control, in order to deny any advantage to ones enemy(ies).
"As the Soviet Army surrounded the Stalingrad bunker, Hitler gave the order to Field Marshall von Paulus to self destruct, which he disobeyed."
by speedog May 3, 2010
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self destruct button

The name given to a zit on your back that you can't reach to pop, so it irritates the hell out of you.
by O.D. Batt August 20, 2010
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selfie-destruct

the explosion of frustration that occurs after multitudinous yet unsuccessful attempts to capture the perfect "selfie"
i was wondering why my girl was taking so long in the bathroom, but then i heard her selfie-destruct with tell-tale stomping feet and an exasperated scream.
by conspiracy boy July 28, 2015
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self-destruct day

The evil version of taking a self-care day.

A chance for a depressed person to abandon all commitments and responsibilities to do things that make them feel terrible.

Extra points if you take time off work or miss an inportant deadline.
Person 1: "I haven't seen you since last week, are you okay?"

Person 2: "I just took a self-destruct day. I slept for 14+ hours, then stayed in bed and rewatched episodes of the US office and ate so much food I couldn't move."

Person 1: "Bro, you need to go back to therapy."
by psykotisk December 4, 2021
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shelf destruct

Verb: to decay to a slimy and/or mouldy mess while in storage (on the shelf)
"I don't know why I buy fresh vegetables, they always shelf destruct and then not only can't I eat them, I have to clean up the slimy mess"

The strange smell in the kitchen was traced to a bag of potatoes that had shelf destructed.
by tsamu July 31, 2010
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