It takes me where I want to go, it gives me all I need to know, it lays me down it uses me up, Mr. Self Destruct
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"As the Soviet Army surrounded the Stalingrad bunker, Hitler gave the order to Field Marshall von Paulus to self destruct, which he disobeyed."
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The name given to a zit on your back that you can't reach to pop, so it irritates the hell out of you.
by O.D. Batt August 20, 2010
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i was wondering why my girl was taking so long in the bathroom, but then i heard her selfie-destruct with tell-tale stomping feet and an exasperated scream.
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A chance for a depressed person to abandon all commitments and responsibilities to do things that make them feel terrible.
Extra points if you take time off work or miss an inportant deadline.
A chance for a depressed person to abandon all commitments and responsibilities to do things that make them feel terrible.
Extra points if you take time off work or miss an inportant deadline.
Person 1: "I haven't seen you since last week, are you okay?"
Person 2: "I just took a self-destruct day. I slept for 14+ hours, then stayed in bed and rewatched episodes of the US office and ate so much food I couldn't move."
Person 1: "Bro, you need to go back to therapy."
Person 2: "I just took a self-destruct day. I slept for 14+ hours, then stayed in bed and rewatched episodes of the US office and ate so much food I couldn't move."
Person 1: "Bro, you need to go back to therapy."
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The strange smell in the kitchen was traced to a bag of potatoes that had shelf destructed.
The strange smell in the kitchen was traced to a bag of potatoes that had shelf destructed.
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