3rd degree blowout

The highest possible level of an uncontained explosive bowel movement, Unlike a 1st or 2nd degree episode, the 3rd degree will always make its mark down your pant leg, on your chair or in the shower. Nothing can be done but to clean up the inevitable mess.

Jim: That was some fine chili we had at dinner.
Bob: Yes it was, but it set a bit funny with me.
Jim: Set a bit funny? How so?
Bob: Well... (running to bathroom yet loosing bowel control 10 feet from his salvation).
Jim: Oh sweet Jesus in Heaven! Mary get your mom's adult diapers Bob's had a full 3rd degree blowout!

by Jumpingrat January 31, 2007

Wikipedia Degree

When the bulk of one's knowledge in a particular subject has been obtained from Wikipedia.

Joe: I hear Frank split the atom in his basement!
George: Yeah, he's got his Wikipedia degree in Nuclear Physics.

by Lord Spen July 18, 2010

Gender Studies Degree

1. A useless degree that has absolutely 0 job prospects.
2. The most effective way to have a negative net worth for the rest of your life.
3. The reason why the wage gap many people in this major complain about exists.
4. A great way to reduce the competition for people going into actual useful majors (ex. engineering, doctor, lawyer, etc.).
5. The greatest scam known to man. (Yes I said “man.” DEAL WITH IT!!!)

Elite #1: Alright we need to make even more money pronto, anybody got any pitches!
Elite #2: I got it! We create a new degree for gullible 18 year olds, primarily women, to fall for called “gender studies degree.” It will be a degree that complains about how oppressed women are, and also the gender wage gap, in which the students will pay us hundreds of thousands of dollars to learn about. Then, when they graduate, they will not be able to get any job, thus contributing to the oppression of women, as well as the wage gap they will complain about.
Elite #1: That. Is. FUCKING GENIUS!!! We’re gonna be twice as rich as we were before!

by Boss 7067 February 22, 2022

Desiree

The girl who isn't afraid to be herself. She loves YouTube and music. Everyone knows her name, yet she isn't popular. She has her own group of friends that she can be weird with. Can be shy, but never shows it. Different in a good way. She likes to help others and is never self centered. Daydreams a lot and can soon good stories. Has a temper, but can control it. Has a good memory, except with math and school.

Desiree is so unique and confident!

by Jedivoicon November 24, 2015

Desiree

A Desiree is a person who will love and care for you. Desiree will listen to your problems and take the time out of her day to love you. She can be an amazing girlfriend if you show her love and care for her. She can be an amazing friend with a great sense of humor who'll make you laugh with weird jokes (In the good way). She is one of my best friends and the best girlfriend on the face of the earth if you ever find this later on I hope you know that I love you very much I always will. Don't ever let anyone tell you a different story of how I never cared for you. I gave you everything go could spare my time money and me I hope you like what I wrote because I love you

Omg is that Desiree I never realized that she's a pawg

by Raymond Rodriquez February 9, 2019

Desiree

Desiree is a very unique, gorgeous, outstanding smart girl, who doesn't really have much self-confidence for herself . She loves to recive love from her partner, and the littlest things will make her want to break up with her. BE CAREFUL WITH THIS BBYG. Desiree will give you the world if you deserve it; Very fiesty and CAN be sassy and bad. If she doesn't like you, im pretty sure she'll make that clear. Has probably been through alot and mostly hides her feelings. ALWAYS puts others first than herself. Is most likely a virgin but the type that loves to tease you if SHE WANTS. She does what she wants when she wants, don't play her. She'll EXPOSE yo ass. She has a gorgeous face and curly hair and brown eyes. Desiree is vv hard to get and is not a player, if yall together then its you & her + the world. She is very loving and doesn't like to see her loved ones hurt. However when she's hurt to her it may seem like no one cares but she is so damn worng because people love her so damn much she doesn't fucking know. Is most likely a Virgo. And has her sense of humor. Actually is attracted to people who are funny as hell. Her bestfriends come first because she has trust in them more than anyone else; More than herself. Her bond with her family is amazing. She is {like i said} gorgeous like drop dead gorgeous she'll make your heart flutter or skip a beat , she will easily fall in love with someone who will treat her right. Desiree is damn right perfect.

Oh damn man, you date Desiree!!
Yeah bro, im never letting her cute ass go.

by --heyuu April 16, 2019

Desirèe

Desiree is someone who is ABSOLUTELY gorgeous, and everyone knows it BUT her. Her beauty matches her personality. She’s out going, and one of the most caring and loving person you could know. She also is very well known, but not exactly popular. She keeps her cirlce tight. She’s also very loyal but is hard to get. So when you get her, hold your grip. Losing her, that’s a mistake.

Oh Desirèe?

Yeah, she’s amazing

by cashfilgerson33 October 18, 2018