shoot the deputy

What Bob Marley didn't do.

"I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy"

by Andrew! June 13, 2004

Self-Appointed Deputy Sheriff

The self-righteous asshole who insists on holding ALL communter traffic to 1 mph UNDER the posted limit

Look at that effin' Self-Appointed Deputy Sheriff up there, running 44mph in the left lane while granny's leading the parade in her K-car on the right!

by Slow Boil June 4, 2009

DESUTARD

An internet Anime fan who litters thier sentences in forums and blogs with silly Pseudo-Japanese phrases, and "Kwaii" Asci art. Also full of bad Internet Grammar.

"Teht pix of teh Kittiez is so KWAIIII! =^..^= Desu! "

- A typical Desutard Comment on some Art Site or Image gallery

by Ruby_Siren May 22, 2007

Deputkal

N An interesting member of the modern species of humans, the Deputkal is the lowest of this primate family Hominidae in brain functions. He shares the sole common trait with the rest of his species of being a bidped. This disgusting creature exists soley for the amusement and joy from mockey by other creatures.

I thought that poop covered creature was an ape until I saw that look on its face of stupidity and realized it was a Deputkal.

by win April 19, 2005

Dispute

To engage in an argument; debate about something; argue against; etc.

Back in 1517, Protestants against the Roman Catholic Church gave religious disputes about why the Roman Catholic Church shouldn't focus on the wealth and eloborate decorations in the Church but instead, based on the word God from the bible.

Or:

My brother and I had a dispute about who should have the last cookie in the jar first.

by Yellow Sushi January 18, 2010

Despite

The only thing white people can comment on LiveLeak or WorldStar videos involving black people. Shorthand for "Despite making up 13% of the American population, blacks commit over 50% of violent crimes." Sometimes can be substituted with "1350."

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by huwhite February 2, 2019

Deputy Dangles

Extremely short, form-fitting shorts worn by a man, made popular by the "Reno:911" Character Lt. Dangle.
The male counterpart to Daisy Dukes, made popular by the "Dukes of Hazzard" character Daily Duke.

"Those Deputy Dangles he's got on don't leave much to the imagination."

by Tom Twedell March 23, 2008