by Emperor Caesar Augustus January 1, 2019
Get the Despescito mug.1. An awesome person. Name could be used to describe others who are of equal awesomeness, except none exist.
2. A drink comprised of half jack daniels honey, half cherry vodka, with a splash of lime juice.
2. A drink comprised of half jack daniels honey, half cherry vodka, with a splash of lime juice.
I didn't know what drink to order, so I ordered a Despina, which I thought would make me as awesome as Despina, but sadly it wasn't enough.
"I'm just fucking awesome."- actual quote from Despina herself
"I'm just fucking awesome."- actual quote from Despina herself
by Shorter Story May 24, 2013
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by mo-yo December 29, 2006
Get the Deskiesta mug.A move during an argument or discussion whereby a person (almost always a woman) has absolutely no comeback and knows in a fair fight they're beaten, forcing them into a totally nonsensical, unrelated Hail Mary response. This strategy occurs when the person (almost always a woman) either realizes the other person is right and it's best to try to throw them off or when they're simply an idiot.
Fred calmly explained to his wife Mandy that her continued credit card expenditures at high end department stores would likely threaten the family's ability to pay their bills, and definitely end any chance of sending their children to college. Mandy, calling on the crown jewel of Desperation Debating replied, "Yeah? Well you have a small dick!
by jfranksNbeans October 13, 2014
Get the Desperation Debating mug.When you will literally suck anybody's dick to get what you want. Be it a subway sandwich or a light for you cigarette.
"If you let me touch your girls breast, I will give you a suck."
"Patrick what is wrong with you; you are desperate af"
"Patrick what is wrong with you; you are desperate af"
by Youknowwhothisisjamed September 20, 2017
Get the desperate af mug.I tried to pull all last night , but I couldn't till the end, she was a right munter , that's last minute desperation for you
by mitch00uk April 3, 2015
Get the last minute desperation mug."Desperism" : The action of publicly ruining your personal reputation through a desperate or humiliating act in order to preserve a flawed ideology, statement of innocence or ill reputed corporate mandate.
Example #1: "The desperism is evident as John still insists that the world is flat even after seeing the photographs of earth from space.
"Example #2: "Despite the overwhelming physical evidence that proved beyond a doubt that Robert was guilty of the murder, in an act of desperism, he continued to claim his innocence without introducing any contradictory new evidence to provide credence to his statement."
Example #3:"A recent clinically study proved that new widgets produced by FLUBBY INCORPORATED contain lethal amounts of toxic substances. Despite these findings, in an act of desperism, FLUBBY INC'c president released the following statement... "Our products are 100% safe and we urge consumers to continue using FLUBBY brand widgets."
"Example #2: "Despite the overwhelming physical evidence that proved beyond a doubt that Robert was guilty of the murder, in an act of desperism, he continued to claim his innocence without introducing any contradictory new evidence to provide credence to his statement."
Example #3:"A recent clinically study proved that new widgets produced by FLUBBY INCORPORATED contain lethal amounts of toxic substances. Despite these findings, in an act of desperism, FLUBBY INC'c president released the following statement... "Our products are 100% safe and we urge consumers to continue using FLUBBY brand widgets."
by Lance Campeau October 10, 2007
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