Despacito is a song that Justin Bieber thought would be good if he covers it. Unfortunately, he ruined it.
person: hey, have you heard the justin bieber version of despacito?
other person: yeah, it ruined the song
by pegasus wings June 30, 2017
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When you're hitting her from behind and she keeps forgetting your name isn't "Help."
Despacito
by WhoDatFreshBoi July 14, 2018
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The unfunny meme everyone still uses
Person 1: DESPACITO 3949 IS COMING OUT OMG
Person 2: nigga stfu
by Penisisgoodmahniga August 12, 2018
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Desp(ə)rˈsi t-əʊ) Australian slang term for needing to perform a bowel movement in a public restroom, only to find all the vacant toilets are unclean and you have to decide if you risk finding another one or not.
Mate all these dunnys are rank, but i'm despacito for a shit!
by Stayan_Crashmore88 October 20, 2017
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Latin Gospel, spoken from the two prophecies of christ, Luis Fonsi and Daddy Yankee. In some english speaking areas the voice of a weird kid that sung that "Baby" song a few years ago. Can also soothe deppresion in sad moments
Guy: This is so sad, play despacito!

Alexa: Playing despacito by Luis Fonsi
by Pootman0 December 14, 2018
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The song to be played when anything sad happens, because its existence is saddening as well. Bonus points if you ask Alexa to play it for you, because typing it into youtube isn't worth the effort.
"I just spilled my coffee on my dog. Alexa, play Despacito,"
by PandaLance July 28, 2018
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