designer water

A commercial brand of mineral water, often served or sold under pretentious circumstances or marketing and/or at exorbitant cost.

I went to the cocktail bar with the guys, but as I was drivin' I had to sip designer water all evening.

by Lior Bar-On January 9, 2006

designer snake

Someone that’s pretty and fake

dam bro she’s a designer snake.

by yktv764 June 11, 2019

Designer Baby

A baby that has been dripped out in designer clothes

That designer baby's chain is so icy!

by IAintPetty April 30, 2020

Designer Dog

What irresponsible back yard breeders and puppy mills call mutts and sell for exorbitant amounts of money. These losers are creating another fad that comes at the expense of innocent dogs.

Hey is that guy walking a schnoodle or a puggle, you know one of those designer dogs?

Neither, it's a dumbass that paid $1,000 bucks for a mutt that has hip dysplasia.

by Mike Ockslong January 21, 2008

Designer Babies

Advanced reproductive technologies allow parents and doctors to screen embryos for genetic disorders and select healthy embryos.It could "cure" genetic diseases in embryos by replacing faulty sections of DNA with healthy DNA.
www.bionetonline.org

A deaf lesbian couple has choosen to have two deaf children by artificial insemination using sperm from a man who had a long family history of deafness.They deliberately chose to bring a child into the world with a disability.This Raises a question about Designer Babies

by Ashlynn October 17, 2006

Designer Doughnut

-Really expensive pastries with the designer of chefs signature over the doughnut/pastry using icing.
-To cum all over a females face while initialing ones initials.

-I bought these really expensive designer doughnuts for us today.
-I gave her a designer doughnut.

by Asvattha May 13, 2011

designer stuble

reminants of facial hair when you have, creating a dark area around the mouth area. Designer stuble is only fitting on certain men, making them look rough yet attractive. (Apparently)

Not a good look on women.

he's tall, dark and handsome, it's his designer stuble!

by Gorgash September 4, 2005