descriptionate

To add unnecessary description to a sentance or conversation

Fred: Awww man, this book descriptionates well bad. Why cant it just get to the point?

Bob: I told you Dr. Seuss is a descriptionate d-bag.

by Romzzzz February 28, 2010

genital desecration

A physical activity in which a female's genitalia is obliterated by a male penis.

See Also: genitally desecrating.

Woman: Where'd my vagina go?
Doctor: I'm sorry ma'am. It appears you are suffering from genital desecration.

by The Tig June 28, 2007

job description

That limiting agent that keeps bruthas and sistas from doing a god-damned thing on the job.

I aksed the bus driver, Tokwanda, to open the door when we arrived at my stop. She say, "that ain't in my job description!"

by RLp June 12, 2005

Destraction

destraction dɪˈstrakʃən
n
1. the act or an instance of simultaneous distraction and destruction

1. Nick performed an act of self-destraction as he ate 10 lbs of food while playing Gran Turismo 5 the night before the exam.

2. Ashley and Teresa were not ashamed of the great amount of destraction they caused by jogging near the busy intersection in their bikinis.

by FurryDaddy January 24, 2011

description

description is the description of describing something in a descriptive manner.

i will description you to death boi

by FEARONFUCKER19 February 13, 2019

Destription

A nick name for detention based on the stripping of students' undergarments.

Jasmine had a destription.

by detention03112010 October 30, 2010

read description

An easy way on eBay to say that whatever item you're selling is absolute dogshit, or has some sort of overwhelmingly huge flaw that would render it useless. e.g. "iPhone XR good condition READ DESCRIPTION" and in description, "BAD ESN" (this means you can't activate it, it's probably stolen).

Or a good one, is when they are retail demos and have SCREEN BURN-IN. Who the fuck wants to look at a burnt-in image?

Stolen shit usually is "read description" since they probably ripped it out of someone's hand.

Often, the seller will say, "re4d", "l00k", or some other bullshit to prevent you from subtracting their trash listing from the results. Also, same applies for "icl0ud", "cr4cked", and other things like "acc0unt". Really disingenuous stuff. Report them whenever you see them.

"iPhone XS MAX GOOD CONDITION READ DESCRIPTION"
Description: "... BAD ESN iCLOUD LOCKED"

by Doge 2.0 March 29, 2021