DeSantis

The alarming mixture of blood and fecal matter that are the after-effects of anal rape. Can also be the blood and sloughed uterine lining of a woman's period combined with fecal matter that occurs after being raped in both orifices with no pause in between.

A euphemism for a nasty, messy rape, typically anal, but also vaginal if the woman is in her menstrual cycle.

May also be used as a slur to describe a person who shoves their head so far up another's ass that when removed, is covered in copious amounts of blood and fecal matter.

"Damn, that poor bitch not only lost her job, they pulled a full DeSantis on her!"

"Donny better watch out, the moment he turns his back his closest supporters might bend him over and pull a DeSantis on him."

Ron's aspirations to become top dog were shattered after he pulled a full DeSantis on the Chairman. No one wanted to see that shit. It's a good thing his head was freakishly small, or he could've killed that guy!

by Pewpewpew-Peppy January 07, 2022

DeSantis

A gaping anal hole that occurs as a result of anal sex with an oversized dildo.

He had a massive DeSantis at the end of that hardcore anal scene.

by RonDeSantissucks April 05, 2022

DeSantis

A petty baby-man who threatens a nostalgic theme park, schools and groups of people for existing.

Dude, are you threatening a popular candy company just because you don't like the new character? You're such a DeSantis!

by Sienne Elle February 27, 2023

DeSantis

When you have a nasty case of diarrhoea and the water gets all pooey after you flush it.

"Don't go in there mate, I flushed it twice and the water's still brown" "Sounds like a DeSantis"

by chirpydalek July 13, 2022

DeSantis

The stain left behind when you try to wash Santorum out of your sheets.

Three washings later and the DeSantis stain from last nights buttsex is still on my sheets.

by fudgem July 08, 2023

Desanti

Desanti is a beautiful woman. Not just looks but beautiful from the inside out. The type of woman, that when she talks, you get lost in her words. She’s also so smart. She’ll say things that make you think. She has the cutest laugh/giggle that is contagious. She’s wise beyond her years and her presence is addicting. She is selfless and would do anything for her friends, if she considers you a friend, you’re lucky. If you meet a Desanti wife her up. She’s sweeter than honey. She’s humble as can be.

Wat! You see that baddie Desanti!

by Papi chulooooo November 23, 2021

desantis

camp; nelly; the gayest of the gay.

Gurl, that queen is desantis as fuck.

by drclouseau March 25, 2023