genital desecration

A physical activity in which a female's genitalia is obliterated by a male penis.

See Also: genitally desecrating.

Woman: Where'd my vagina go?
Doctor: I'm sorry ma'am. It appears you are suffering from genital desecration.

by The Tig June 28, 2007

desecrate the throne

To defecate or vomit so violently (such as when one has explosive diarrhea) that the entire bowl and even the underside of the toilet seat is bespeckled or coated with the expelled material. This action renders even the flushed commode unfit for use until janitorial services are rendered.

A: I wouldn't go in there. That old potato salad made me so sick!

B: Oh man, you didn't desecrate the throne did you?

A: Let's just say I'd find another stall if I were you.

by Once Padawan now the Master June 24, 2007

desecrate

The name of the best fucking local band in Burbank, California. Expect big things from them.

Desecrate kicks ass, did you get to hear 'X-Machine' off of their CD?

by Bitchin Kitchen December 14, 2003

desecration by deskfecation

Similar to deskfecation, but a modification that entails shitting in the top drawer of a coworker’s desk with seniority.

Our boss said he’d been going over security footage but can't discern who pulled off the desecration by deskfecation because no cameras were in his office. Basically without a smoking turd it's a cold case now.

by shithouse_poet42 May 24, 2023

desecration smile

a song by the red hot chili peppers that is an absolute banger oml

j: have you heard of the song desecration smile by rhcp??

a: no why??

j: its a banger why havent you heard it!!!

by rhcparebetterthanyou November 4, 2023

A Desecration of God's name

Um... Wait, what?

Hym "How is a Jew dressing as a stereotype... A Desecration of GOD'S name? Ok. They think they're God. They literally think that they are God. And what are the consequences of being anti-semitic? A semantic reframing of my existence? False rape allegations and economic warfare against anyone who allows me to succeed? Until I'm bereft like Job? Mobbed to death by retards like Jesus? Promised power in exchange for services like Abraham?"

by Hym Iam April 1, 2024