depressturbation

The act of masturbating while sad or depressed, oftentimes using your own tears for lubrication.

I was all alone in my room, and crying, so I resorted to depressturbation and listening to Coldplay to take my pain away.

by famousblinkadam May 26, 2011

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Tongue Depressor

An instrument that doctors love to gag kids with. Resembles a giant popsicle stick.

That doctor must have gagged at least 100 kids today with his tongue depressor of doom.

by Master Tonberry December 7, 2004

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A sub genre of the black metal art, where the music plays a very dark, almost depressing atmosphere that gives you the gloomy, sad impression on life, depressing you with the desperate cry of haunted screams, to the slow, suicidal vibe of guitars. Good examples of depressive black metal are Nocturnal Depression, Make A Change...Kill Yourself, Xasthur, and Shining.

Nocturnal Depression's "Soundtrack To A Suicide" is a very bleak, depressive black metal album.

by Teeler February 2, 2008

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depressive disorder

Depressive disorder is a something that happens in the brain...the serotonin cells in the brain just are not enough to stay happy. So the person can be diagnosed with the disorder at any time. The people who live or know someone with it can have a hard time dealing with the person. It is not the person's fault that their body can't produce the serotonin that is need in the body.

I was diagnosed with depressive disorder sometime back, can you help me out doctor?

by Fiaka March 19, 2010

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Depressive Justice

This is like a kind of poetic justice, it is used by some depressed people when people make fun of them and then that person falls over or dies or gets hoppety hopped all over there boneable flesh by bunnies.

Haha, not thats depressive justice

by White Wicca March 12, 2004

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