Depressure

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The sentiment of depression resulting from the pressure of seminal fluid (not-getting laid).

Friend1: Do you want to have a drink with the guys later?
Friend 2: No, I just have no will to do anything tonight, it must be the depressure.

Depressure by Pilgrim4 October 23, 2012

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Depresserbate

When you are really depressed so you turn to masturbation to make you feel better

I am so depressed right now. My girlfriend just dumped me, my dog died, and i just got the red ring of death. I think im going to depresserbate.

Depresserbate by Punisher647874 December 18, 2010

Depresturbation

The act of occupying oneself during an otherwise overwhelming stressful or depressing situation (hence the name) using manual stimulation onto one's sexual endowments; in a simple sense, depressed masturbation.

Dude did you see Michael after his father's death?
Ah yeah, he's executing the depresturbation technique.

Depresturbation by Matres May 7, 2013

Manic Depressive Rock

A genre of music defined by a happy sound and depressing lyrics with the added ability to swing your current mood violently in the opposite direction when listened to.

"Man I was in such a crappy mood until I listened to some Billy Joel and The Doors. Manic Depressive Rock, always does the trick."

Manic Depressive Rock by SlickDealZ February 8, 2012

passive-depressive

Passive-depressive(noun): The state of being passively depressive

"I'm not saying I want to kill myself, BUT GOOD LORD ALMIGHTY do I want to kill myself!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH this a joke. see how its a joke and not me being genuinely suicidal isnt this hilarious??? ahhahahagahahahahfuck"

"... bro quit being passive-depressive and admit you need help for the wellbeing of everyone around you please"

passive-depressive by queefmaster5000 July 8, 2017

Suicidal/Depressive Black Metal (SDBM/DSBM)

A sub-genre of Black Metal which focuses on themes of suicide, anti-humanity, self-mutilation, negative energy, and emotional imbalance or unrest.

Some "well known" bands in this genre include: Xasthur, Burzum, Silencer, Make A Change... Kill Yourself, and Nocturnal Depression.

He killed himself while listening to Suicidal/Depressive Black Metal (SDBM/DSBM).

Suicidal/Depressive Black Metal (SDBM/DSBM) by GnostickNihilist23 October 11, 2008

Depressive Aggressive

When a person in casual conversation drops extremely depressing information in an order to derail the conversation to a more depressing state.

Person 1:"Hey this restaurant is really great!"

Person 2: "Yeah, but that time I was here my ex punched me in the face."

Person 1: "...fuck...way too be depressive aggressive."

Depressive Aggressive by Carlnewburg August 11, 2016

Word of the Day on August 13, 2016

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026