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Depressure

The sentiment of depression resulting from the pressure of seminal fluid (not-getting laid).
Friend1: Do you want to have a drink with the guys later?
Friend 2: No, I just have no will to do anything tonight, it must be the depressure.
by Pilgrim4 October 23, 2012
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Depresserbate

When you are really depressed so you turn to masturbation to make you feel better
I am so depressed right now. My girlfriend just dumped me, my dog died, and i just got the red ring of death. I think im going to depresserbate.
by Punisher647874 December 18, 2010
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Depresturbation

The act of occupying oneself during an otherwise overwhelming stressful or depressing situation (hence the name) using manual stimulation onto one's sexual endowments; in a simple sense, depressed masturbation.
Dude did you see Michael after his father's death?
Ah yeah, he's executing the depresturbation technique.
by Matres May 7, 2013
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Manic Depressive Rock

A genre of music defined by a happy sound and depressing lyrics with the added ability to swing your current mood violently in the opposite direction when listened to.
"Man I was in such a crappy mood until I listened to some Billy Joel and The Doors. Manic Depressive Rock, always does the trick."
by SlickDealZ February 8, 2012
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passive-depressive

Passive-depressive(noun): The state of being passively depressive
"I'm not saying I want to kill myself, BUT GOOD LORD ALMIGHTY do I want to kill myself!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH this a joke. see how its a joke and not me being genuinely suicidal isnt this hilarious??? ahhahahagahahahahfuck"

"... bro quit being passive-depressive and admit you need help for the wellbeing of everyone around you please"
by queefmaster5000 July 8, 2017
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Suicidal/Depressive Black Metal (SDBM/DSBM)

A sub-genre of Black Metal which focuses on themes of suicide, anti-humanity, self-mutilation, negative energy, and emotional imbalance or unrest.

Some "well known" bands in this genre include: Xasthur, Burzum, Silencer, Make A Change... Kill Yourself, and Nocturnal Depression.
He killed himself while listening to Suicidal/Depressive Black Metal (SDBM/DSBM).
by GnostickNihilist23 October 11, 2008
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Depressive Aggressive

When a person in casual conversation drops extremely depressing information in an order to derail the conversation to a more depressing state.
Person 1:"Hey this restaurant is really great!"

Person 2: "Yeah, but that time I was here my ex punched me in the face."

Person 1: "...fuck...way too be depressive aggressive."
by Carlnewburg August 11, 2016
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