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deposit fucked

The "ole deposit scam." The art of taking ones rental deposit monies for personal gain. A tactic used by landlords to keep deposit money, by making bogus claims. Common claims are not having the place "professionally cleaned" and reporting missing items (that were probably not in the place to start with)
i just got deposit fucked by my landlord for not cleaning the top of the light shade.
by messyp April 1, 2009
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Deposit Rape

Deposit Rape occurs when a fuckhead slumlord usurps your deposit for no good reason (i.e. claiming you broke shit she/he should have fixed before you moved in).
Why bother cleaning the rug and spackeling the holes in the walls before moving out? My tightass landlady is for sure going to deposit rape me.
by suiolo April 25, 2011
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Deposit Bank

A single mom who's smokin' hot. She has a lot of kids and baby daddy's because she doesn't use the morning after pill.
Muhammad: Man, fanny is the shit... I get to bang and she doesn't make me use a condom.
Dan: Shit, bro. I want me a deposit bank like her... feel those sensations.
by PartyMonkey2000 May 12, 2022
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deposit box

A term used by a gay man to describe a slutty woman's vagina.
That bitch needs to get her deposit box filled.

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by sharpcarp18 July 7, 2015
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deposit farming

When a landlord takes money from tenant’s deposits every time they let it out, but never use the money to actually fix or replace the thing it’s for. Often the damage being charged for is more like fair wear and tear, or was a problem before the tenants even moved in.
My landlord took our deposit to replace the carpet that was stained when we arrived. I know the next tenants and when I went to visit them, the stain was still there. Seems like they were just deposit farming.
by ‘Ol snakeeyes December 26, 2019
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Deposit Return Scheme

The act of shitting into a bottle and returning it to the deposit Return machine for 25c
I just deposit return schemed. It wasn't easy shitting into the neck of a bottle but then I cut in half and then glued back together after I'd defecated
by V falls December 28, 2024
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Deposit sock

Socknised by boys to jizz into
Andrew’s mom found all his deposit socks under his bed
by Hotlunch4u April 15, 2025
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