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Dental Plan

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You need one of these so you don't have to pay for braces.
DENTAL PLAN

Lisa needs braces!

DENTAL PLAN

Lisa needs braces!
by Overcast March 16, 2004
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Dental vagina

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Dental vagina is a term for a castrating woman and her way of demeaning males.
Juanita was an angry woman with a dental vagina.
by I, Wreckerrr October 18, 2016
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The Hot Girls at the Dentist Office who clean your teeth and tell you to brush more often. They accidentally brush their breasts against you and use the suction too.
A dental hygienist is the cute blonde who cleans your teeth every 6 mos. that you secretely have a crush on.
by Casey X. March 17, 2009
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dental work

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Hollywood code for plastic surgery (such as boob jobs, brow lifts, liposuction, tummy tucks, etc.). Coined by comedienne Kathy Griffin, who has had plenty of "dental work" herself. Used to subtly indicate someone has plastic surgery.
"Ashlee Simpson has had some dental work done lately, if you know what I mean."
by lalalorlor134 September 22, 2009
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a timeless phrase, used with great versatility. you can say this at pretty much any time or situation but definately works best when said during one of those long awkward pauses in a conversation.

sometimes shortened to simply "dental plan..." let open to completion by others present, or simply left abbreviated.

taken from the famous "union" episode of the simpsons, this is what homer repeats to himself over and over again whilst trying to decide whether to pursue a dental plan program for workers of the nuclear plant or to give up this right for a free keg of beer. hrmmm....

... dental plan, lisa needs braces
some guy: "and that's when i realized that my glasses were on my *head* the whole time!"
dudes: " .... "
me: "... dental plan, lisa needs braces"
by Olly J July 8, 2005
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Dental Mullett

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A dental mullett when people have beautiful teeth in the front and nasty teeth in the back.
Mel doesnt smile too wide, she doesnt want to show the world her dental mullett
by Jill Lemoine October 24, 2008
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Dental Cram

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The act of brushing your teeth multiple times the morning before a dentist appointment, so you appear hygienic.
Sorry that I couldnt hang out this morning, I had to Dental Cram.
by need to dental cram March 21, 2011
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