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Dendrophilian

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An over-the-top and unnecessarily loud Norwegian male who is most often seen on YouTube with multiple videos on Atheism and religious fallacies. His often rational and well thought out points are overshadowed by his attempts to appear funny or out of control. Overwhelms the eyes with color effects or sudden camera changes.
Dendrophilian: -good point-good point-good point-I'm so fucking funny and brilliant laugh at my wittiness and ignore my logic-
by Apatheist January 2, 2009
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Dendrophilia

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People who are sexualy attracted to trees and would like to make them their life partner. Only 1 % of the world's population suffers from this condition but it still should be taken very seriously.
I am a dendrophilic person who goes camping often to be with the trees and whatever happens is nature.
by BOB LOAVOUS August 21, 2003
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Otherwise known as a tendency to get sexually aroused by trees. according to offical statistics one percent of the worlds population are dendrophiliacs. which means theres a far chance that your dad enjoys his free time by tossing him self off nere a handsom popular
by Nathan April 29, 2003
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Tree lovin' hippie scum; Dan Magner
Dude, Dan Magner is such a dendrophiliac, I saw him doing all sorts of crazy sh*t to that tree.
by T-Rux July 28, 2009
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people like me who walkie talkie girls and tell them that i am humping the trees and getting my grove on
i humped this tree one time and there was seaman on it when i left i dont know if i we are expecting a baby because she hasn't responded yet
by dead awesome in the bed August 21, 2003
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A person that is afraid to have sex with trees!
I'm sorry I can't have sex with you in the tree house that tree might rape me and I am Dendrophiliaphobic
by Mike DeMarco January 28, 2023
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Being aroused by sadness or tears.
“Damn…when she cried in my arms, I got a bone fr.”
“Dude, wtf??”
“Sorry dawg, it’s just my decrophilia…”
“HOW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE???”
by Papishome55 June 17, 2024
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