Dempsey

when someone makes a joke and fails

man your such a dempsey

by iAmMcLoViNbOoK January 07, 2011

Dempsey

A lactating cow

"I couldn't put my garbage outside because there was a dempsey by my mailbox"

by colapowa August 26, 2008

Dempsey

1.A Toucan's penis
2.A group of overwieght Caucasian businessmen in their late 50's

1.hey, look at that Toucan's penis! oh its a dempsey.
2.that dempsey is eating Subway out of business!

by LIttle Summer August 21, 2006

Dempsey

A very dumb person that loves to sit on his ass and play fortnite all day sometime set up in his backyard to say that he is doing exercise but is just really playing fortnite

Oi Mum I’m going outside to be Dempsey

by Ray Ray brown April 09, 2019

dempsey

A very good, clean fighter. Often seen in street fights

John: That was a wicked fight
Ted: YA fosure, the winner was a Dempsey
John: Give me my money bitch

by Potato Salad September 28, 2007

Dempsey's

a diner that appears to be a Denny's ripoff, but is actually the shiznit since Dempsey's was founded 5 years before Denny's.

I used to flip burgers for a living, but now I work at Dempsey's and also flip chickens and omelets, peel potatoes, and fry fries and chicken fingers. Now I'm a serious pimp.

by Nick D February 22, 2003

dempsey

An amazing, funny, handsome person who is almost flawless in every way.

Sarah: oh this Dempsey I was talking to is amazing.
Lucy: yeah I know him he's got such a big cock.

by Billlynillinson January 19, 2017