Dempsey.

- A big fat asshole who looks like a giant fucking dick with a turtle shell on his back and a dick in his ass.

- Is a dick. Enough said.

Guy 1: Big hairy scary gay Gary Dempsey the douchebear gave Drew Bisson a big fat load in his ass.

Guy 2: Yep. That sounds like Gaybear dempsey.

by BHSSucks2311 September 5, 2010

Dempsey

Bad, horrible even. This is a term you use on someone when they do something so outright stupid that you cannot use words to describe what they’ve done

1: “So, what did you do again?”
2: “Told a guy that i would suck him off for a donut, it isn’t gay tho don’t worry”

1: “What’s that in your hand?”

2: “A donut what about it?”
1: “You’re pulling a Dempsey rn smh”

by Ya Boy Skeezy October 5, 2020

Dempsey

The act of having sex with and eating multiple under-aged dead animals, all of which are of the same gender, covered in taco sauce, on fire, and your siblings.

"I just had a dempsey and it was fun but now I have 3rd degree burns on my penis and no more brothers."

by gunafiveseven October 16, 2008

Dempsey

when someone makes a joke and fails

man your such a dempsey

by iAmMcLoViNbOoK January 7, 2011

dempsey

-used to describe old pompous policemen who fancy themselves a poet

-grammar nazis who amuse themselves by looking up obscure words and using them in front of others to try and impress them

Did you hear that lame ass poem? That bloke is such a dempsey!

by bob legg December 27, 2007

Dempsey

A lactating cow

"I couldn't put my garbage outside because there was a dempsey by my mailbox"

by colapowa October 16, 2008

Dempsey

1.A Toucan's penis
2.A group of overwieght Caucasian businessmen in their late 50's

1.hey, look at that Toucan's penis! oh its a dempsey.
2.that dempsey is eating Subway out of business!

by LIttle Summer August 21, 2006