delegator

one who makes others do stuff for them

go get me my shoes

by Anonymous July 21, 2003

Delecate Petals

Pussy lips. Perfectly shaped, slightly glistening and fragrantly stimulating.

I ate her delecate petals braaaahhhh. All night. She was squirming.

by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2017

Delegate

When some bastard above you gives you work that they can't be bothered to do themselves.

I'd like to delegate some responsibility to you.... go make me a coffee.

by ginger_twat February 15, 2010

Delegate Schmidt

A sexual act involving deliberate defecation into the vaginal opening of one's partner.

Nothing makes me happier than when Dave gives me a Delegate Schmidt before we make whoopie.

by NotYourDelegate May 21, 2010

delegatated

when a person takes a bowsaw to a person or thing's leg

omg laura delegatated barbie

by joe moma April 14, 2005

Delicates

Underwear; women's lingerie in particular

Ed: Where does your woman buy her delicates?
Me: She buys them from the House of Ooh La-La

by Ollie Johaness April 1, 2015

delegate

To dump off on associates of lower grade levels.

Give all doo doo work to Stephanie.

by Thomas January 26, 2004