by Anonymous Amazing January 19, 2014

by Tk the realist January 28, 2006

An award given to a business when service is so below standard it can only be described as MONUMENTAL grabassery, incompetence, and ineptitude.
The FedEx driver, local terminal, and customer service's combined incompetence, lack of communication, and apathy earned them the Delbert Award this week. I watched in horror as the tracking info on the website showed me that for 2 days in a row my package, a shipment of sensitive equipment was bouncing around inside a FedEx van because the driver couldn't be bothered to make the delivery.
He was SO disgusted with his cell phone service provider's crappy service, he nominated them for the Delbert Award on myspace.
He was SO disgusted with his cell phone service provider's crappy service, he nominated them for the Delbert Award on myspace.
by ElKrampo7 September 17, 2006

by Doobie Do September 7, 2021

by gonginggingganbruvva April 16, 2020

A DELBERT IS. Man who is gifted with a micro penis. A Delbert often masterbates in the closet while wearing his wife's panties. A Delbert often smokes Marijuana and eating gummy bears!
Did you see that DELBERT, HE HAD SUCH A TINY MICRO PENIS.
THAT MAN LOOK LIKE HE IS A DELBERT WEARING HIS WIFES PAINTIED SHOWING HIS TINY COCK
THAT MAN LOOK LIKE HE IS A DELBERT WEARING HIS WIFES PAINTIED SHOWING HIS TINY COCK
by CC11193 January 28, 2022

If you see a delbert just know he always look like he high but really have lazy eye sometimes he'll smoke but only weak shit, he has hoes but they either fat or just ugly then a btc, delbert always has beautiful straight teeth but scientist has proved if a delbert dont have straight perfect teeth he is ass at every sport but only has crack head speed
Delbert: you got some weed
by bj;il./;"[ June 15, 2021
