delayed gratification

withholding on available satisfaction, as to make the act more pleasurable when finally given in to due to one's appreciation of it's absence.

Not jacking off for a month. Then finally jacking off. Delayed Gratification.

by An Axe To Grind April 25, 2013

delayed hangover

Unlike the typical hangover where you wake up sick and feeling like shit, the delayed hangover is a tricky little bitch.

This is the phenomenon that occurs when you have spent the evening drinking to excess. You go to bed drunk. You wake up feeling fine! You go about your normal routine- eating, drinking coffee and such. Then suddenly, out of nowhere, the hangover that you smugly thought you had escaped materializes. This is HOURS after you woke up. What. The. Hell.

Synonymn: Creeper Hangover.

Last night I got so drunk! I woke up feeling awesome so I decided to go see my parents, only to be ambushed with the dreaded delayed hangover. I spent alot of time in the bathroom and trying not to pass out. I played it off to my parents that I ate something bad.

by All4Us December 29, 2008

Delayed Space-U-Later

Used to describe Jeff Bezos the day (July 20, 2021) he took his first commercial flight into space too late. King of Amazon may have had eyes on the wings and astronaut title but he didn't meet the requirements in time. The Federal Aviation Administration chose that same day to update the requirements to join the ranks of astronaut. It was the first major change to the rules since 2004. Turns out Jeff didn't get his wings or title due to not meeting one requirement. He only got a $5.5 billion honorary title and only 4 minutes in space. Gee, that was fast. Just one day before and he would have qualified. Well played FAA. Savage af.

Jeff Bezos spent $5.5 billion for an honorary title and 4 mins in space because he is a delayed space-u-later. Jeff is definitely big mad and probably butt hurt at the FAA for screwing him hard.

by OG_Epimetheus July 25, 2021

Delayed DADS

Word used to describe getting the DADS wayyyy late in the day... after you thought you had escaped the dreaded "Day After Drinking Shits".

Casey: "Gah Tricia, I've got the DADS like, major."

Tricia: (smugly) "Really? I'm fine."

Tricia: (9:00 PM) "Damn! I've got the DELAYED DADS!"

Casey: *snickers a little*

by all4us August 19, 2009

Delayed beer shits

After some heavy drinking on a saturday night, you wake up on sunday to realise that you dont have the beer shits and smugly think youve beaten them this time but as monday morning arrives, you feel the unmistakeable gurgle in your gut and need to find the nearest toilet. this can make you late for work and/or spend half your day in work and end up getting some dirty looks off your collegues as you make several trips to the toilet in a considerably short period of time.

oh god, need to find a toilet quick. Delayed beer shits from saturday! See beer shits

by Big Dogs Cock November 20, 2012

delayed aftershock

: (n) a sword technique that requires the user to slash an object, which will inflict interior damage while keeping the exterior unblemished; a master of this technique can sculpt the interior to their liking.

After Wa De Kun used delayed aftershock on a boulder, the boulder seemed to remain unchanged. However, when you look inside the boulder via an x-ray, you can see a replica of Michelangelo's David.

by Yuudma February 13, 2018

Delayed Morning Wood Syndrome

Delayed Morning Wood Syndrome (DMWS) is an erection of the male genitalia that would normally occur after one wakes up, but is heavily delayed and occurs at a later time in the morning. 3 in 5 men are affected by this syndrome on a day to day basis. This generally gives the male extreme discomfort, as they try to hide it from others.

(Sitting on the bus, looking down) Shit, I got Delayed Morning Wood Syndrome!

(Walking down street, looks down) Damn it! DMWS again!

Friend 1: Come on! Erected in the morning?
You: Sorry, it's DMWS.

by MaxNrg November 30, 2010