Guy 1: Did you know Mars had moons?
Guy 2: Yeah aren’t they Phobos and Deimos.
Guy 1: Damn it I thought no one knew
Guy 2: What do you think I’m a retard.
Guy 2: Yeah aren’t they Phobos and Deimos.
Guy 1: Damn it I thought no one knew
Guy 2: What do you think I’m a retard.
by EpicLLama May 25, 2021
Praise Deimos Day is 21th December. Which means everyone must respect Deimos and praise him as a god or king.
by omegafredd December 19, 2020
Hym "Oh Jordan... Wherefore art thou hiding? Are you living in a state of existential deimos? Why? Does my God-like power frighten you? I wished to see another interview where you repeat things you've previously stated to a perfectly interchangeable guest on Monday! You were nowhere to be found! MONDAY IS INTERVIEW DAY! Where was the interview!? I waited all day! I thought to myself 'Surely Jordan will have an interview. It is Monday afterall.' So, I waited and waited yet no interview came. I'm like Deimos in that sense... Which makes you PHOBOS! I wait and wait and you cower and hide."
by Hym Iam August 16, 2023