Deimos
Hym "Oh Jordan... Wherefore art thou hiding? Are you living in a state of existential deimos? Why? Does my God-like power frighten you? I wished to see another interview where you repeat things you've previously stated to a perfectly interchangeable guest on Monday! You were nowhere to be found! MONDAY IS INTERVIEW DAY! Where was the interview!? I waited all day! I thought to myself 'Surely Jordan will have an interview. It is Monday afterall.' So, I waited and waited yet no interview came. I'm like Deimos in that sense... Which makes you PHOBOS! I wait and wait and you cower and hide."
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