Dehydration Quaff

(1.) When a very elderly man ejaculates and only a cloud of sperm comes out.

(2.) Same scenario as #1 but only occurs when a younger male whacks-off while dehydrated causing a sperm misting effect.

I was whacking-off while hiking in the desert and had a dehydration quaff because I hadn't been drinking my urine like Bear Grylls does.

by niggasteve11 March 12, 2010

dehydrated meat curtains

The long overly stretched outter lips of a pussy like beef jerky or resembling a butcher shop some looks like chicken, some looks like pork... But that's definitely roast beef right there... Cured and dried...

Women that excessively go to the tanner have dehydrated meat curtains.

by W.A.T.III May 29, 2018

dehydrated babies

Babies that have become dehydrated due to a lack of hot bottled water. A pressing issue for Republican nominee John McCain, he first articulated his concern for dehydrated babies in a speech given on June 3rd, 2008.

We should be able to deliver bottled hot water to dehydrated babies.

by Formaldehyde June 17, 2008

dehydrated waffle

A vstar employee that knows everything with a side bitch. Majority of the time is named kayleigh.

Why are you being such a dehydrated waffle.

by Wormslayer44 May 22, 2017

Dehydrated shit

The dehydrated shit is when your shit is so dry, that it scraps the outside of your anus whole as it’s leaving. This process is very painful and results in birthtears.

Bobby: yo Kevin my ass hurts so much

Kevin: oh why?
Bobby: I just had a dehydrated shit man!

by Mac The Frog April 29, 2019

Dehydrated Retardation

The latent condition lurking within motorists that bounds to the fore any time even two drops of rain fall. Drivers suffer a spontaneous loss of understanding regarding friction, momentum, and inertia.

In my rearview mirror I see a car sliding toward me with its bakes locked, the driver of which is clearly suffering from dehydrated retardation. Boom.

by Chuck Lindo October 22, 2010

dehydrawasted

The physical state of ones body the morning after a night of extreme binge drinking leaving then not only dehydrated but also still wasted. Often occurs after large amount of cheap beer.

It is ironic that I drank 32 cans of a liquid but am dehydrated and still wasted. I guess you could say I am dehydrawasted.

by woulddesk September 13, 2009