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Defecate deficit

'Dude, this defecate deficit is still going strong- I've eaten a kilo of prunes and still no joy. The poor toilet is going to look like Hiroshima when it does finally come. Desperate times require desperate measures so I'm thinking I probably need to gouge it out with a long narrow implement. That reminds me, you should buy a new toothbrush..'
by Anonymous submissions January 4, 2017
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Ghetto Defibrillator

n. a type of Defibrillator that is used widely in ghetto neighborhoods; jump starter cables hooked to either a car battery or microwave at one end and the person's nipples at the other, and then turned on.
1. Someone go get a ghetto Defibrillator for Latoya!
2. Hurry up and start that ghetto Defibrillator before Bon'Qui'Qui dies!
by Danté November 12, 2013
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Human Defibrillator

It's that thing when someone is having a heart attack, and you take two midgets and start rubbing them on a carpet then putting them on someone yelling "CLEAR!"
"Hey yo man is having a heart attack, call up those midgets, Rocky and Damian to give them that human defibrillator shit"
by Olli Brier October 12, 2014
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Rectal defilade

The state or condition of having something up your ass. Most often used in reference to the location of a stupid person's head.

Origins: The term "defilade" is used in military tactics to refer to a position where natural surroundings protect units, vehicles or equipment from enemy fire.
Sgt. Slaughter: "Private Pile might be the stupidest person in this company. His head is so far in rectal defilade that he can see his own teeth."
by The Afterworld Cafe June 23, 2009
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Reality Deficit Disorder

A chronic condition characterized by one's neck being surrounded by sphincter muscle, which renders the person unable to perceive, process or act upon reality. Also known as RDD.
Reality Deficit Disorder is epidemic in Washington, DC. I wonder if it will be covered under Obamacare.
by Socrates52 August 1, 2011
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hoodrat deficiency syndrome

Also known as HDS, hoodrat deficiency syndrome is a serious ailment resulting from a lack of easy hoodrat poon so far in one's life. Often found in individuals recovering from a recent bout of virginitis.

HDS can lead to reduced self-confidence, fear of girls, and repetitive stress injuries in the wrists.

Usually cured by slaying 30-40 hoodrats.
"Man, why is Max such a pussy around girls?"
"Oh dude. He's got hoodrat deficiency syndrome."

"Thanks urban dictionary! Now I know I have HDS!"
"Word son, now go romp on a bunch of uggos till you realize bitches ain't nothing but hos and tricks.
by Dr_Steve February 8, 2009
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Picki Defile

A "Picki Defile" is when your raid wipes due to a single person placing the defile on top of a ton of people (usually near the middle of the platform) when facing the Lich King 25 (Normal OR Heroic) encounter.
Ah wow Guin, sick Picki Defile thanks, just wipe it guys...
by iumruk June 7, 2021
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