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Gainesville defibrillator

A technique used by the indigenous peoples of central Florida, especially the Gainesville area, to restart the heart. This is accomplished by wearing jorts and mesh tank top and sticking a finger in the anus of the afflicted.
After a particularly intense three days eating raccoon jerky and masturbating to Richard Simmons VHS tapes Johnny had a heart attack. Thankfully Mike was there to save him with a well timed Gainesville defibrillator.
by dalizardman May 16, 2014
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defibrillator

Urban: A sexual maneuver similar to the shocker, only reversed. That is, one finger is inserted into the vagina and two are inserted into the anus.

- Two in the stink, one in the pink.
- Two in the smelly, one in the jelly.
etc. etc.

Traditional: An electrical device used to counteract fibrillation of the heart muscle and restore normal heartbeat by applying a brief electric shock.
Throw your girl a defibrillator and it will bring her back to life.
by TKE839 May 18, 2004
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The defibrillator

When you're fucking someone and you're about to bust, pull out and bust into your hand and then rub your hands together and press it into their chest
Jack:I did the defibrillator last night
Michael:rate that
by Penis Pickler April 29, 2021
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defibrillatio

A blowjob so epic it results in complete cardiac arrest. Portmanteau of "defibrillation" and "fellatio".
Dude, that wasn't just fellatio, that was defibrillatio. I swear when I came my heart like totally stopped beating or exploded or something.
by TheVivisector December 28, 2015
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Defibrillator Post

A revival of a topic. A defibrillator post is a post in an old topic that is an attempt to try and revive the topic. From the word 'defibrillator', the shock pad used to revive people.
Last reply in topic: 4/22/09

Bitm: DEFIBRILLATOR POST! This roleplay hasn't been touched in two years, and I want to finish it.
by Babies in the Marsh September 5, 2011
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Defibrillator

N. The act of ingesting 500mg of caffeine in conjunction with enough nicotine to put down a bull.
Yeah man, had to hit a defibrillator this morning to clear that hangover from last night!”

The only thing that got me through that CS:GO match was the defib I hit before the match!”
by Acesofwar December 16, 2022
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Brown Defibrillator

After having done something physically exhausting, someone poops on your chest
After I had sex with my boss’s mom, she was so out of breath so I gave her a Brown Defibrillator
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