Defense Curl

A normal type Pokemon move used to raise it's defense.

Pokemon Trainer: Sandshrew! Use Defense Curl!

Sandshrew curls itself into a ball...

by He Who Remains Unnamed April 13, 2011

defense capped

A term describing one's expectance of a situation. Can also be used to describe a person unprepared to deal with a given situation.

friend one "I think your ex is over there with another guy"
friend two "I wasn't defense capped for this..."

by sphynxx January 10, 2011

Defense Fart

When someone gets too close to you, so you fart in order to deter them from getting closer.

"Me: get away from me!"
"Friend: What's that fucking smell?"
"Me: Sorry, I defense farted."

by PastelN December 17, 2021

defense force

When people come to the defense of a product/company in order to defend their purchase/usage of said product and, in turn, their ego.

Bill: Christ, the PS4 is way expensive and there really isn't many good games coming out for it
Ron: Fuck you, if you can't afford it maybe you should stop working at McDonalds
Bill: Here comes the Sony defense force

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Jeremy: This band isn't how they used to be
Paul: Then stop listening to them, turn off your computer and stop having opinions that contradict mine.

by jack o' langue November 21, 2015

defense mode jesus

When Jesus is threatened, he is known to go into this stance. He has much higher defense ratings, but he is much slower and vulnerable to crucifictions.

Omg Omg Omg!?!?! Is that Defense Mode Jesus?

Oh noes!!! Crucify him, and fast!

by KevBrainShaft November 4, 2007

Defense spammer

A word I invented for Lord of the Rings: Battle for middle earth 1,2,and Revenge of the witch king.

Noun: A person who creates extreme numbers of defensive structures, making it impossible to defeat him, unless you have an army of siege weapons.

Remember to make troops, if you use this tactic.
most noobs wont.

Navin (bfme2 player): *sends huge army to kill a level 1*

Noobzorz1: *Huge number of battle towers kill Navins army instantly*

Navin: OMFG U stupid defense spammer noob!

Noobzorz1: L0L U SUCK!!!1!! lolp!

Navin: *sends army of catapults and destroys towers*

Noobzorz1: OH NOESZ I FORGUT TO MAK TROPS! I SPENT ALL MY MONEY ON DEFENCES!!!1!!1!!!!!!

Navin: They're called resources not money noob

Noobzorz1: FU JERK@$$.

by Navin (Bfme2 username) January 1, 2009

Defense Force

A term used by people who are too stupid to form any other arguement agaisnt the fans of a product.

"Here comes the Defense Force to protect their product, they are mega virgins!!1!111!1!11111!!!!!!!!1!1

by Densest May 25, 2018