Defeeted

When someone is proven to have less sexy feet than someone else in the foot fetish community.

"Emma Stone was defeeted by Margot Robbie and is no longer number one on wikifeet".

by Dicksonary Dave June 14, 2021

Defecting The Children

used after one has had a skateboard, bicycle or rail smash into ones testicals, causing great amounts of pain, in some cases vomiting and even "broken balls disorder"

"Mark really Defected his children on that missed double peg"
"My brother defected the children after he tried a gardflip over a rail we spent 4 fucking hours in the hostipal"

by Torrance Dodge September 4, 2005

defetishtration

1. When someone has a kink for kink shaming.
2. Being frustrated about losing a fetish.

"The defetishtration I experienced today got the better of me"

by Creep3rion October 24, 2022

long defeat

A background feeling of melancholy found in Tolkien's Lord of the Rings, derived from the knowledge that every victory is only temporary, what we hold good will eventually be gone, and that the world is irreversibly changing for the worse, derived from the English/British Catholic sentiment that their world of Catholic hegemony is gone and never to return, crossed with Tolkien's dislike of the changes to England since the Industrial Revolution and during the Twentieth Century.

I love Lord of the Rings, but it's not optimistic. The whole Long Defeat thing is too much for me and I want to get away from it.

by Dead Lion September 27, 2013

3 millimeter defeater

ABSOLUTE ANAL DESTROYER

THE CORRECT DEFINITION OF SEX
I HAVE A 3 MILLIMETER DEFEATER

Are you lost baby gooorl. I can give you this 3 millimeter defeater

by Traitor on your mom May 17, 2021

Defeat the Huns

Getting down to business. To do something in complete seriousness. To do something urgently.

Example 1.
Brown: "So how's everyone at your new job?"
Red: "Man, they're no fun. All they wanna do is defeat the Huns."
Brown: "Bummer."

Example 2.
Kevin: "Hey wanna watch a movie?"
Ash: "Nah, I got a midterm tomorrow so I gotta defeat the Huns."

by Kevballs August 25, 2010

Autocorrect Defect

When someone texts you something they wish they hadn't, so they claim it was because of autocorrect - even if the word they say they meant to use is actually a word.

Sarah: Jeff's cock is so big!
Robby: We should break up now.
Sarah: Sorry! Autocorrect! I meant clock! His clock is so big!
Robby: Why would autocorrect correct a real word? I call autocorrect defect!

by autosnorrect June 16, 2011