Defecate

Bowel movement

I need to defecate

Defecate by Kkreckless May 5, 2016

Defecate

The term a lawyer mistakenly uses at the end of a defamation lawsuit. The defendant is usually confused an gets off scot-free

Lawyer: This man has defecated my client!
Judge: WTF, are you saying he took a shat and you're client came out the asshole?! I hereby sentence your client to 8 years in federal prison!
Defendant: Yesssssssss!
Plaintiff: wtf man?!
Lawyer: Don't drop the soap. Oh, and that'll be 13 thousand dollars.

Defecate by President Palin :( August 3, 2010

Defecate deficit 

Constipated or bunged up.

'Dude, this defecate deficit is still going strong- I've eaten a kilo of prunes and still no joy. The poor toilet is going to look like Hiroshima when it does finally come. Desperate times require desperate measures so I'm thinking I probably need to gouge it out with a long narrow implement. That reminds me, you should buy a new toothbrush..'

Defecate deficit by Anonymous submissions January 4, 2017

defecate on 

To utterly disrespect or ruin.

I'm totally gonna defecate on her pro-life stance in Debate tomorrow.

defecate on by eclecticbass November 12, 2010

Does Ursus Horribilis defecate in a deciduous forest biome? 

Does a bear shit in the woods?

student: Are we going to have a pop quiz today?
science teacher: Does Ursus Horribilis defecate in a deciduous forest biome?
student: WTF?

Does Ursus Horribilis defecate in a deciduous forest biome? by Nigelfer July 1, 2008

Post Mole Defecate Syndrome

After you take a mole and having the feeling to shit uncontrollably

*rips bong*
*coughs*
Ryan: Damn bro I gotta SHIT!
Max: Haha u have Post Mole Defecate Syndrome.
Gabe: Run to the toilet retard.

Post Mole Defecate Syndrome by TheMostDieselManInSC October 11, 2019

Post defecate clarity

The intense feeling of defeat after defecation

See also: defefaecated

After the tremendous poop I dumped, post defecate clarity showed me the light! My insides feel raw, my anus is blistering in pain, my legs are weak, and my lungs are short of breath for I am defefaecated

Post defecate clarity by Bad C dev January 2, 2026