defaculate

The act of defacating and ejaculating at the same time

Dude, I totally defaculated over Julie last night
I defaculate in my sleep

by Theonerealcaptaincrunch October 4, 2013

defecate

to void the bowels; to shit

dude...i just shit all over your floor

(dude...i just defecated all over your floor)

by I <3 Mike Hunt October 10, 2007

defecate

What someone should do on Justin Bieber's face.

Someone need to defecate on that lil bitch.

by AdGarUK January 9, 2012

defacated

To void feces from the bowels.

I was so scared I defacated my pants!

by Randor August 12, 2005

defecate

to poop

The dog defecated on the floor.

by Dain Bramage February 8, 2003

Does Ursus Horribilis defecate in a deciduous forest biome?

Does a bear shit in the woods?

student: Are we going to have a pop quiz today?
science teacher: Does Ursus Horribilis defecate in a deciduous forest biome?
student: WTF?

by Nigelfer July 1, 2008

defecate

to take a crap, poop, or otherwise drop turds in the toilet.

I gotta go defecate.

by luke noneya November 3, 2005