yellow deeds

the process by which expelling lemonade from your bean stalk
aka pissing/urinating

Guy 1: I'll be right back. I feel I must take care of these yellow deeds that are making me uncomfortable.
Guy 2: Alright. But you better aim carefully because I just washed my white toilet.

by Mike Davis III February 6, 2006

Blastardly Deeds

Blastardly Deeds (bah-last-turd-lee dee-dah-zzze)s) verb.

Blastardly deeds are deeds, action, intentions of a dastardly, blasted bastard.

There goes Ken up to his usual blastardly deeds again. Didn't he use to be a Bardtard?

by Dragonlady58 December 31, 2020

Brown deeds

Process by which expelling fudgies from your anus. AKA Shitting.

Guy 1: Aw d00d i think i gotta do some brown deeds!
Guy 2: make sure you wipe your ass

by Mike davis III October 6, 2005

Stoner Deeds

The very generous deeds a stoner/pothead does before the occasional toke of marijuana(Cannabis/Sativa) to feel less guilty(if at all) of using this illegal substance.

Hernando:Yo Kian do you wanna go get super fuckin blazed?

Kian:Yea, let me go wash the dishes first.

Hernando:Oh right, cant toke without them stoner deeds!

by The Zanthercat December 20, 2008

dirty deeds

best movie ever... watch it now!!! also when buying whole wheat bread... INSPECT IT FOR HOLES!!!!!!!

these are the dirty deeds:
1 drink a beer in front of a cop
2 punch the toughest kid in town
3 meat on whole wheat with secret sauce
4 steal a giant blow up leprechaun and put it in the school
5 steal a dead body and put it in the middle of the school
6 get a homecoming queen's bra, signed
7 steal the night watchman's peg leg
8 steal a car worth over $100,000
9 find Duncan Rime
10 destroy the homecoming float

by danteglam February 27, 2008

bad deeds

A BRAND THAT DOES NOT GIVE A FUCK

That brand bad deeds just be doin whatever they want

by Kennedy jr January 2, 2019

Explosive Deeds

An 'Explosive Deeds' is a thunderous bowel movement, usually brought on by drinking too much alcohol. The result of an Explosive Deeds usually results in the person unfortunate enough to be experiencing it completly covering EVERYTHING in poo.

"Oh my gosh!, did you see David last night?... he drank so much, I'm sure he will be having explosive Deeds today!"

by Barks January 26, 2006