decrepit chips

when you eat stale chips from the bottom of the bag when you are hungry and that's all you have around

"any chips left in the bag"
"just the decrepit chips in the bottom!"

by Penny Flame July 11, 2008

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decrepit merry go round

the act of enticing all the grannies from the aged home to your place for tea and coffee then super surprising them by having an orgy with them whilst wearing your favourite mexican wrestling outfit

guy 1: hey man i saw your mum the other night. did the decrepit merry go round with her and a few of her friends.

guy 2: whats that?

guy 1: ahh nothing really, hmm ask your mum.

runs away!

by leoNARDox2 February 05, 2010

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Decrepitated

Slowly dying and decaying while alive especially if your name is Dave.

He is so decrepitated that Dave shit under the toilet. Decrepitatedly: the act of dragging people into your decrepitatedness such as shitting on or under the toilet..

by No more Dave February 01, 2018

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