decrepitude

\de CREP' e tud\ noun:
of, or pertaining to, the massive infrastructure failure of the body due to advancing age

As I approach my fiftieth birthday, it becomes harder to fend off decrepitude.

by Patlas January 8, 2009

decrepiturd

A pile of dog crap found in one's yard or a public place that was deposited at least a week before it was discovered, and is currently in a state of decay. It can sometimes resemble mud or a stone, and may cause momentary confusion when encountered.

While walking through the backyard, Maria stopped short to avoid stepping on a mysterious object. Upon closer examination, she realized that it was a pile of dog crap she had missed on an earlier poop patrol, and the pile had since become a decrepiturd.

by drumdiva October 7, 2009

decrepit

Broken down with age.

The decrepit vagabond morosely and conspicuously spied on the young and tempting females from a distance.

by Larstait November 14, 2003

decrepidate

To crawl into bed and roll yourself up in your duvet like a miniature pancake.

I'm totally exhausted. I'm going to decrepidate and watch Friends.

by ts9195 December 20, 2010

Decrepit

Someone past their best

You fucking decrepit fuck. You’re so fucked you’re wearing nappies and drooling down your chin. You are that old, you think it’s still spelt decrepid.

by Decrepitdick July 12, 2023

decrepit

meaning very very old .
incontinence and other problems are also included

hey look at teh decrepit monkey!

by =virus.exe= November 30, 2004

Decrepit

worn out or ruined because of age or neglect

synonyms: dilapidated, rickety, run-down, beat-up, ramshackle, derelict, ruined, in (a state of) disrepair, gone to rack and ruin; battered, decayed, crumbling,

I need more beauty sleep as I am looking & feeling very decrepit lately.

by S.I.B. January 17, 2018