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Decorating my Christmas Tree

A cheap excuse to use during the holiday season for not hanging out with friends.
Tye: Hey why were you not at the b-ball court.
Damien: Oh I was decorating my Christmas Tree.
Tye: Dude What the fuck that's a lame excuse!
by Santadude69 December 10, 2013
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Decorating my car

When a hot girl makes your car look better just by sitting in it.
“She’s decorating my car, soon she’ll be breaking my heart” Michael Ray
by Ole Dad 66 July 9, 2022
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De-decorating

1. The mess you make throwing things everywhere trying to find something important.
2. The opposite redecorating
Her: Good grief it's a mess in here.

You: Oh sorry about that I had to do some De-decorating when I was looking for my car keys.
by Deezo88 March 31, 2009
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Interior Decorating

To slap a bit of white around the womb using the naughty paintbrush.
Friend 1 "Hey Picasso, did ya do any interior decorating last night?"
Friend 2 "Yeah, with your mom, zing."
by Jtron 3000 September 15, 2005
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man decorating

the christmas decorations that are done by the men. such as moving of the christmas tree, setting up lights and rigging up santas nd reindeer and other such heavy things(most often done much before christmas). most often results in the woman of the house telling you that it looks horrible nd tells you to move it. you also have to take all of your man decorations down (very soon after christmas, when you may still be hungover from drinking on christmas, or drinking your well thought out christmas presents)
i am so sick of man decorating, one of the most pointless activities that takes up way too much time
by andrew rocks December 24, 2006
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Cake Decorating

The act of taking a used condom, poking a hole in the end and using it to decorate a cupcake (or if there is enough an entire cake).

A male who does this is referred to as a snausage.
by Skeezer September 14, 2003
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Interior decorating

After eating 50 buffalo wings and a McFlurry, you bend over in front of the wall and paint the walls with your spraying shit.
Dude, I just ate so much shit. I really think my bathroom needs some interior decorating. I'll be right back.

When we got back from wings to go, my friend paid me to interior decorate my bathroom. He did a pretty pleasant job; it had a full smell with a nutty note to it.
by Knowvis May 29, 2010
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