december 1st 

it’s christmas season bitches
get ur candy canes and cookie cutters out

time to start hoe hoe hoeing around

december 1st is when christmas season starts B)

december 1st by 🐽🤠😎 October 16, 2019

December 1st 

This is a day where you can grab peoples asses and also you can pull them in by they waist and kiss them

Yo why’d you just grab her ass

It’s December 1st dumb ass

December 1st by Aalyla October 23, 2019

December 1st 

The day you get to finally nut because NNN is finally over 🤪

Ted: Did you guys know no nut November is over

Frank: Yeah man I nutted 4 times this morning

Ted:really
Frank:what did you expect it's December 1st

December 1st by Rachel Wasolki November 4, 2019

December 1st 

The official day that you treat the shortest friend like royalty

Anyone who dares not to do this will get jumped

"That 4'9 girl is my queen on December 1st *heart eyes*"

December 1st by meulgi November 23, 2021

December 1st 

The day signifying the end of No Nut November where for a month a man does not masturbate and the beginning of Destroy Dick December where a man beats his dick as much and hard as he wants all month

"Bro whats todays date?" "December 1st." "Hell yeah, I'm gonna go fap bro."

December 1st by Boibillybob November 27, 2019

DECEMBER 1ST 

The best birthday to have.

Go follow @cwezthedancer_ on Instagram because his birthday is DECEMBER 1ST

DECEMBER 1ST by Quezzoo😈 October 16, 2019

December 1st 

That's right ladies and gents, its destroy dick December. So ladies get those legs shaved and men, get that lotion.
Go at it lmao

girl:Hey babe its December 1st, yk what that means!
her boyfriend:Oh ya come on over, its destroy dick december

December 1st by december 1 November 4, 2019